World Domination (Part II)

[Olórin the Wise]

Um... ah... The Deplorable Word! That's it, we would have the power to destroy every living thing with one word! Muahahahahahaha! (although why we would WANT to destroy everything I have no idea... we'd have nobody to fight!)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(not to mention that we wouldn't even have anything to OWN or CONTROL! )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh dear, maybe we shouldn't invade Charn. How about... Squoot! Yes, we'll invade Squoot! They make the most wonderful cheesecakes...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough*chocolate raspberry swirl? *cough*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I think so... but there's only one way to find out! CHAAAAAARGE!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Strawberry is better.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Poor deluded mortal, that's only because you have never tasted the gustatorial joys of the delightful Raspberry!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Strawberry is better.

AAAAACK! Back! Back! Thing of evil! Your corruptiveness defileth thiseth threadeth! *shoves a chocolate raspberry swirl cheesecake into his mouth*




(Actually, I really think all cheesecake is good...but it's more interesting this way...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches ben gurgle and choke* Well, that seems to have done the trick...

 

[Dernhelm]

Now now. Who's behaving like a child now?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It's not childlike, she's upholding the greatness of Raspberry Swirl as opposed to Strawberry!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Actually, on that note...were you accusing me of CHILDNISHNESS or CHILDLIKENESS? I mean, you said like a child... And that is actually a compliment. It's the childishness that you wanna watcha outa for.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Details, details!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's mah brother for ya, folks... Give him a round of applause!


Unfortunately, the world was won on details...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That's mah brother for ya, folks... Give him a round of applause!

*bows* Thank you, thank you!

 

[Dernhelm]

 

[Lady of Lorien]

How come you get to do that? Is it your modness? When WE post just a smiley, it comes out...____(insert smiley there) 10-thingy...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*invades the Aleutians, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela, Paraguay, Uruguay, Bolivia, Guyana, Suriname, and Peru* Now I have consolidated the rule of South America under DADBURNIT.

*Invades New Guiniea, Greenland, Madagascar, the Aeleutians, Borneo, and Iceland* And now I have some random islands. Can't let GKoN get too far ahead, y'know...

AHEM! 1. We already invaded Columbia.
2. New Gunea icht mine too...so...*boots Olorin off* Check the map,it art green.
3. Do mesah sense some backstabbing goin' on? *readies paramilitary forces in case a certain ally should go rogue*

OOHOOH!*Read through posts* *Sends fleet of starships in orbit of Pluto, Venus and Jupiter* *bombs the snot outta aliens n' invades* BUWAHAHAHAHAAA

*Sends in mobilesuits/mechs that make the Gundam Wing Gundams look puny...* *capitalizes on Pluto,Venus and Jupiter's natural-or unnatural- resources*

 

[Dernhelm]

You can do the smily by itself because it is exactly ten letters. : ':roll eyes:' (without the space).

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

You can do the smily by itself because it is exactly ten letters. : ':roll eyes:' (without the space).

What?No protests of my invading outer space?