Sir Benjamin the Lion
New member
*Creates the fog ove Australia as it lies over his own lands.* Who owns New Zealand? If no one owns it, It's Mine!
*Creates the fog ove Australia as it lies over his own lands.* Who owns New Zealand? If no one owns it, It's Mine!
What?No protests of my invading outer space?
*cough*IOWNSPACE*cough* I thought we were allied?
*hurt, puzzled expression* You would NEVER turn on an ally, now would you?
I invaded Jupiter, Pluto and Venus, not space itself Chu didn't claim the planets in the solar system did you?
Oopsy...hehehehe...*undoes invasion of Jupiter, Pluto and Venus* Although...Pluto is no longer a "planet"... *Builds intergalactic transport thingy and invades another galaxy* MUWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! *Works on terraforming technology*
Nononono...I meant I DIDN'T own the planets. You can re-invade. Although I may just decide to help out, since I want a share in 'em...seeing as how I own all the space for miles around. "as far as the eye kin see!"
Waitaminute...they've said Pluto's not a planet any more? Makes me feel old. "Back in my day..." there were 9 planets! And I'm only...*cough*16*cough* That's too young to feel old.
I get Venus? Oooo...*thinks* Hey, look, I LIKE these native-alien-things... They look nice for aliens... Maybe I should befriend 'em.
perhaps...but then again you could enslave them. *makes aliens official citizens w/ green cards and puts 'em to work*
Yeah I think they said it sometime last fall that they reclassified Pluto as a "planetoid" or something meteor like since it's at the very edge of our solar system and they think it came from the asteroid belt... *sighs*
*looks shocked* They didn't say it was from the asteroid belt, they said it was from the Kuiper belt! Honestly, how can you get those two mixed up? *walks off, muttering* somehow I don't think LoL should own space if she doesn't know anything about it...
*looks shocked* They didn't say it was from the asteroid belt, they said it was from the Kuiper belt! Honestly, how can you get those two mixed up? *walks off, muttering* somehow I don't think LoL should own space if she doesn't know anything about it...
Gotta keep a sharp eye on them scientists... LOOK! There's another! He's...GAH! They keep trying to analize the ice!
I think you have a distructive vein. *pulls in doctor* Doncha agree doc? We'll have to do surgery to remove it...
*Stuns doc* That vein has served me well *presses button n' launches ICBM's @Pakistan*
*nods* Like I was saying. Well, I'm not a licensed doc...but in case of emergency...*dons surgical gloves* This will only take a minute...