World Domination (Part II)

Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Invades Western Russia!!!! Sends fog to cover the incasion.* Okay, I must go, but I'll be back soon Sean, and you'll be gone then so remember and be wise, my friend.
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Since I control memory, whether or not he shall remember wisdom has yet to be determined ;). Speaking of which, it's a good thing you don't recall what happened to pretty much any general who tried invading Russia. Take Napoleon, for example :D. Do you feel a white winter coming on? Jadis had nothing on Moscow.
 
Inkling said:
An alliance might definitely be in order . I would even share my secret recipe for chocolate chip cookies with allies . Unfortunately, the matter of the Shetland Isles will have to be left entirely to my dog, who hails from those parts. She can be convinced with lettuce or possibly radishes. I'm preparing the Israeli army even as we speak in my hidden underground bunkers :D.
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Exactly WHOM vill chu attack?(I recommend Sir Ben...:D) Chu von't haff to worry 'bout Egypt on your Western border,as the owner of said country bombed me!!:eek: All I did was mass my troops on the Saudi-Egypt border:rolleyes:. So hence Egypt's now embroiled in a war it can't possibly win against me(I took the capital and haff troops occupying probably half the country...) I also own Saudi-Arabia and Ya mon and Ohman(I changed the names after I invaded...MUWAHAHAHAHAA!)so there art no threat there. Iran is also mine...and Iraq is probably still in termoil due to the U.S./UN (Mostly U.S....) occupation so your only REAL threats are Syria,Jordan, and perhaps Turkey...unless there's some foe in Europe.
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Exactly WHOM vill chu attack (I recommend Sir Ben...:D) Chu von't haff to worry 'bout Egypt on your Western border,as the owner of said country bombed me!!:eek: All I did was mass my troops on the Saudi-Egypt border:rolleyes:. So hence Egypt's now embroiled in a war it can't possibly win against me(I took the capital and haff troops occupying probably half the country...) I also own Saudi-Arabia and Ya mon and Ohman(I changed the names after I invaded...MUWAHAHAHAHAA!)so there art no threat there. Iran is also mine...and Iraq is probably still in termoil due to the U.S./UN (Mostly U.S....) occupation so your only REAL threats are Syria,Jordan, and perhaps Turkey...unless there's some foe in Europe.
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Oh I have evil plans aplenty in the works for those who would threaten the Holy Land. I shall begin by creating one world language. Then I shall rewrite history to proclaim the righteousness of Israeli superiority and the strength of those countries who support her. Since I now control language, I can disseminate information as I see fit. Plus, I have an airforce waiting to back me up on that :D. Whee!
 
Veeeeery interesting... Well, Inkyling, you may own memory...but I own all the arts/culture/music in the world, so your civilization won't be too advanced... Unless you wish to ally? I am allied with GKoN and my brother (Olorin the Wise), so between us we're a pretty powerful force. You want us on your side. *feeds dog lettuce* Whaddya say?
 
(Re: Pluto...if they classified it as a planet, they'd have to call a bunch of other large objects in the Kupier belt 'planets'. So it's either have a bunch of new planets that are obviousely part of the Kupier belt, or simply consider them all (including Pluto) large members of the Kupier belt. They tried to keep people happy be calling them 'dwarf planets'. :rolleyes: )

Sooo... This memory business is going to be a problem. *thinks* However, you can't do much with the Moon, as it has very little history so far. :p

Hm.
 
(*sigh* People who are over-versed in scientifical clap-trap, I tell you...:rolleyes: Just kidding.:D )

I wouldn't be too sure of that , Dern... Neil Armstrong and 'One small step for man...' might just go up in smoke there...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
(*sigh* People who are over-versed in scientifical clap-trap, I tell you...:rolleyes: Just kidding.:D )

I wouldn't be too sure of that , Dern... Neil Armstrong and 'One small step for man...' might just go up in smoke there...
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Yes, but that wouldn't make too much difference. :D (And then, there's the whole controversey over whether he said 'One small step for a man...', or 'One small step for man'....)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong#Voyage_to_the_Moon said:
Placing his [Armstrong's] left foot on the surface at 2:56 UTC July 21, 1969, he spoke the following words:
“ That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind. ”​

It had long been assumed that Armstrong mistakenly had omitted the word "a" from his famous remark ("one small step for a man), rendering the phrase contradictory. Armstrong, who admits that he often forgot syllables when speaking, is quoted as saying that he "would hope that history would grant me leeway for dropping the syllable and understand that it was certainly intended, even if it wasn't said—although it might actually have been." Listening to the audio seems to reveal that the "for" runs on smoothly, giving no time for "a" to be spoken.

It has since been claimed that acoustic analysis of the recording reveals the presence of the missing "a". A digital audio analysis conducted by Peter Shann Ford, an Australia-based computer programmer, claims that Armstrong did, in fact, say "a man", but the "a" was inaudible due to the limitations of communications technology of the time. The article by Ford, however, is published on Ford's own web site rather than in a peer-reviewed scientific journal. ... Armstrong has expressed his preference that written quotations include the "a" in parentheses. The simple statement came from a train of thought that he had during the hours after landing. He knew he would have to say something as he took the first step, and "step" seemed like a good place to start. It just grew from there. Theories that he consciously took the statement from J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit ("not a great leap for a man, but a leap in the dark") or a memo from an associate deputy administrator of NASA are denied by Armstrong.
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4225856.html said:
The Web site www.slipups.com notes, "Mr. Armstrong's quote left out that ever important letter 'a'. His quote, 'One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind' should have been 'One small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.' Without it he basically said 'One small step for mankind; one giant leap for mankind.' "
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"It doesn't sound like there was time for the word to be there," Armstrong said in the book. "On the other hand, I didn't intentionally make an inane statement, and ... certainly the 'a' was intended, because that's the only way the statement makes any sense.
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There. I'm done. :p
 
Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Ooo! Is the moon owned by anyone?
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Derny.:eek: *Sends Stoogeonian stormtroopers into Aussie-land. They secure Ben's fog technology n' skidaddle*

Oh...what's Stoogeonia? *Makes a new nation of stooges(Like Larry Moe n' Curly) called Stoogeonia*:D MUWAHAHAHAHAA!

*Declares Pluto a planet before the whole galaxy* *Telecast starts* "People of Earth, Space,and the Milky Way...I enthusiastically declare that Pluto is, has been, and always will be a planet-unless it's inexplicably blown up by a meteor or something-As to those scientists who re-classified it as a...whatever it is they called it...*feed cuts to scientists in ice mines of Pluto* Let the remainder of the scientific community be warned...anymore re-classifying and/or meddling around with history and planets will result in swift retribution. *Points to gaggles of ICBM's behind him* That is all.
*Transmission cuts to a Three Stooges episode*:D

Now...as to my newest ally's memory thing...*Backs up all memories of everything onto super computer that won't fail* Just in case...:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Derny.:eek: *Sends Stoogeonian stormtroopers into Aussie-land. They secure Ben's fog technology n' skidaddle*

Oh...what's Stoogeonia? *Makes a new nation of stooges(Like Larry Moe n' Curly) called Stoogeonia*:D MUWAHAHAHAHAA!

*Declares Pluto a planet before the whole galaxy* *Telecast starts* "People of Earth, Space,and the Milky Way...I enthusiastically declare that Pluto is, has been, and always will be a planet-unless it's inexplicably blown up by a meteor or something-As to those scientists who re-classified it as a...whatever it is they called it...*feed cuts to scientists in ice mines of Pluto* Let the remainder of the scientific community be warned...anymore re-classifying and/or meddling around with history and planets will result in swift retribution. *Points to gaggles of ICBM's behind him* That is all.
*Transmission cuts to a Three Stooges episode*:D

Now...as to my newest ally's memory thing...*Backs up all memories of everything onto super computer that won't fail* Just in case...:D
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Ummm, Sean, just wanted to tell you that the Fog is not a tech. It's a power as the Dark Lord had Darkness.
 
If you're going to make Pluto a planet, you'll have to make Eris a planet too; plus all the others they're finding...
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
*GASP!* GADZOOKS! Has DADBURNIT broken up over some club soda?:p

*Sends in Commandos from Ohman to take back Mountain Dew*
*Drinks Mountain Dew in Helm's Deep...*

Hmmm...I never DID declare a cease-fire on Egypt...
*Continues invading Egypt and takes Capital* Nyaahaaaa:p *Takes Spirited Wolf captive and has mechs fortify presidential residence*
Now chu vill haff to call off your forces and surrender Egypt to me lest I squash chu:D

After careful investigation and analysis it has been concluded that France threw the apple at me,framing Switzerland who framed Germany. Therefore in response to such an act of aggression I haff no choice...*Bombards France from orbit n' sends 2 million uglies to Paris directly...forcing the surrender of the rest of the nation* France ist now mine...:D
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*bites captor* "I'm FREE!" *runs back to Egypt*
 
Oh wow... I'm smart:rolleyes: Emmy bit all her captives before they could get her into the dungon. Then ran upstairs and bit Sean, all her guards came to her rescue.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Veeeeery interesting... Well, Inkyling, you may own memory...but I own all the arts/culture/music in the world, so your civilization won't be too advanced... Unless you wish to ally? I am allied with GKoN and my brother (Olorin the Wise), so between us we're a pretty powerful force. You want us on your side. *feeds dog lettuce* Whaddya say?
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You have made me an offer that my musician/poet heart cannot refuse *~ I accept the alliance and send you milk and honey to support your troops, along with a whole culture's worth of memories to base art on :D.
 
Dernhelm said:
Yes, but that wouldn't make too much difference. :D (And then, there's the whole controversey over whether he said 'One small step for a man...', or 'One small step for man'....)


There. I'm done. :p
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*poof of smoke* and Neil Armstrong never went to the moon...instead, it was a combined Israeli/Shetland coalition of astronauts, meaning that we have a prior claim to all lunar property :D. Gosh this is fun ;).
 
Inkling said:
You have made me an offer that my musician/poet heart cannot refuse *~ I accept the alliance and send you milk and honey to support your troops, along with a whole culture's worth of memories to base art on :D.
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*Invades Syria* MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!!:D

EDIT: *Guards get mowed down by mithril n' blaster armed troops n' Emmy gets taken down to a bite-proof escape-proof dungeon and Egypt gets occupied*:D
 
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