World Domination (Part II)

Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Ooo! Is the moon owned by anyone?:D
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per subsection 123.75 Aleph of the Israeli Legal code, ratified by the U.N. in 1975, as I recall, Israel does ;).

I am also instituting a Ministry of Silly Walks to distract our enemies with its shenanigans *appropriately silly walk inserted here*
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
*Pulls up UNALTERED memory from computer* AHEM! It art Dernhelm who owns the moon...and if she and I were not allies that would soon change;) :D
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Ah, but you assert your claim only as far as the *light* side of the moon, which was part of the treaty signalling our alliance ;). Funny things happen on the dark side of the moon :D.
 
Inkling said:
Ah, but you assert your claim only as far as the *light* side of the moon, which was part of the treaty signalling our alliance ;). Funny things happen on the dark side of the moon :D.
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I believe Derny claimed the WHOLE moon.:D And who KNOWS what's on the dark side of the moon?o_O

*Upgrades Syrian army and institues Martial Law until terrorists are rooted out* Here is my new paramilitary/Anti-Terrorist force *Motions to hundres of Balrogs behind him* MUWAHAHAHAHHAAAA!:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
I believe Derny claimed the WHOLE moon.:D And who KNOWS what's on the dark side of the moon?o_O

*Upgrades Syrian army and institues Martial Law until terrorists are rooted out* Here is my new paramilitary/Anti-Terrorist force *Motions to hundres of Balrogs behind him* MUWAHAHAHAHHAAAA!:D
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Maybe the Balrogs should come for training at the new Ministry of Silly Walks. We could truly damage our opponents with our exceptional silliness *imagines Balrogs performing a variety of Silly Walks*. It would strike fear into even the most casual observer.
 
Inkling said:
Maybe the Balrogs should come for training at the new Ministry of Silly Walks. We could truly damage our opponents with our exceptional silliness *imagines Balrogs performing a variety of Silly Walks*. It would strike fear into even the most casual observer.
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*Snaps fingers n' balrogs disco...after donning afros*:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
*Snaps fingers n' balrogs disco...after donning afros*:D
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:eek: ROTFL. So, my dear comrade, who currently controls England? Since I have a hankering for tea and scones, I propose a concerted takeover effort (if the current owner isn't you or one of our esteemed allies, of course), launched from the bases I have in the Shetland Isles off the Scottish coast.
 
Inkling said:
:eek: ROTFL. So, my dear comrade, who currently controls England? Since I have a hankering for tea and scones, I propose a concerted takeover effort (if the current owner isn't you or one of our esteemed allies, of course), launched from the bases I have in the Shetland Isles off the Scottish coast.
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The owner is Lord Eirek, Lord of America, Britain and Ireland. Alas, he hasn't been on for sometime but I am assured by his sister that they are due back. So for now let us leave England be.:D

*Terrorists flee the country n' head for Afghanistan*
 
Ya know Ben, you gotta lay off other people's countries. Since I am allied with you, I am obliged to ask Sean to lay off you, but I might just see the need to break said alliance if you don't behave... Maybe I'll write you a letter.

I, Olorin the Wise, do hereby require Sir Benjamin the Lion to abort his attempts on New Zealand and other countries previously owned by members of this forum, unless the owners have renounced their claim on said properties.

Signed: Olorin the Wise, Ruler of Ancient Macedon, Deneb, and the Wood Between the Worlds, President of Mexico and Brasil, King of Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Paraguay, and Uruguay, Lord of Guayna, Suriname, and Peru, Dictator of New Guinea, Greenland, Borneo, Madagascar, and Iceland, and Emperor of the Aleutians.
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
The owner is Lord Eirek, Lord of America, Britain and Ireland. Alas, he hasn't been on for sometime but I am assured by his sister that they are due back. So for now let us leave England be.:D

*Terrorists flee the country n' head for Afghanistan*
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*Orders Israeli forces currently stationed in the Shetland Isles to halt their offensive and taps foot impatiently before being given a cup of tea and a scone to munch on*
 
Inkling said:
You have made me an offer that my musician/poet heart cannot refuse *~ I accept the alliance and send you milk and honey to support your troops, along with a whole culture's worth of memories to base art on :D.
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Oh, excellent. *hunts through memory base to see the Mona Lisa's model* aHA! There she is...I wanted to aske her what she was laughing at...:D
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Ya know Ben, you gotta lay off other people's countries. Since I am allied with you, I am obliged to ask Sean to lay off you, but I might just see the need to break said alliance if you don't behave... Maybe I'll write you a letter.

I, Olorin the Wise, do hereby require Sir Benjamin the Lion to abort his attempts on New Zealand and other countries previously owned by members of this forum, unless the owners have renounced their claim on said properties.

Signed: Olorin the Wise, Ruler of Ancient Macedon, Deneb, and the Wood Between the Worlds, President of Mexico and Brasil, King of Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Paraguay, and Uruguay, Lord of Guayna, Suriname, and Peru, Dictator of New Guinea, Greenland, Borneo, Madagascar, and Iceland, and Emperor of the Aleutians.
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Zhank chu...the only thing is I think the Aleutians are part of America...and DM4E already claimed Greenland if I'm not mistaken.:D

*has ICBM's locked onto Australia stand down...*
 
That sounds strange. How can ya give Russia BACK if you go FORWARD?:D

*ahem* I have an important development in the field of music to announce: I hereby ban and outlaw all modern-claptrap-atonal-garbage-that-sounds-like-a-2-year-old-got-into-the-music-writing-department-under-disguise.:D

Wow, that felt good!
 
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