World Domination (Part II)

[Olórin the Wise]

Oooh, ooh! I know some Latin...at least...well, I had a lot of years of it... We could have excellent conversations about Caesar and the Gauls.

And who says Music Theory doesn't work as a code?

Well, first we'd have to figure out some way to make stuff about Caesar and the Gauls correspond to stuff that is pertinent to this thread. Then we'd have to translate it into Latin. Blech. (I have to do Latin for school, so I'm not a great fan...)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hey, it works out beautifully for me... I OWN ANCIENT ROME!!! Of COURSE I need to talk about Caesar and the Gauls! It's current events for me...

 

[Inkling]

I would say that you are trying for the cultural victory. I try for diplomatics and then cultural, and final war.

Is the English major/music nerd in me showing too much . Culture is fundamental in winning hearts and minds .

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Happily immersed in poetry and music. Although come to think about it, I can do that anytime I like, being as how I own that land... Still, Physics hovers on the borderes even there. The border troops are hardpressed to fight it back, and every so often it overruns and stains out lovely land with...FORMULAS

MESAH HEP!! *Burns all science books near LoL's borders* There...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Technically they're mine too...but I'm not convinced they aren't plotting against me...

*Shows proof in press conference that Olorin n' Derny conspired against him and lobbed nuke @ France* The French people are in an uproar over almost being nuked. What kind of a leader would I be if I didn't protect them? Now then Olorin, I know you and your moon-dwelling ally have been conspiring against me, AND IT WON'T WORK!

*A random sniper from Spain nails Olorin*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*raises eyebrow at GKoN* Why do you arm your snipers with Airsoft guns?

Us! Lobbing nukes at France! How could you say such a thing?

 

[Dernhelm]

REALLY! After our defending France in your absence! Tsk. How ungrateful. France very nearly was bombed, but we stopped it, and destroyed their attackers.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yeah! How could you accuse us of such a thing, GKoN?

 

[Dernhelm]

It's really the rudest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Except, perhaps, for certain allies going turncoat...

 

[Dernhelm]

What do you mean?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*grits teeth* Wipe that innocent expression off your face!
It was Dern and Olorin that did it!

 

[Dernhelm]

*Splutters* You...you... WE DID NO SUCH THING!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Then would you care to translate that mess of adsf;aghk;klahg;aOIH jibberish?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You mean you can't figure it out yourself? Poor LoL...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*shrugs* I don' feel like it, boy...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Tsk tsk... how else will you figure out? And if you don't work on it, you'll never be in time for the...

*SMASH*

What? Dernhelm! AAAAAAGH! I didn't mean to... *thud*



*silence*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

This is very interesting indeed! If Dernhelm is around here somewhere I should know about it...we DO live in the same house... (Olorin and I) *looks around the corner with a puzzled expression* Dernhelm? Dernhelm? Or even...Olorin? *silence* I wonder what is going in in that room? The door is locked...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gasp* I got away from her!

Anyway, as I was saying--

LoL: Olorin?

*silence*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*gets hairpin* Shoot, this lock doesn't pick that way... *gets screwdriver* *shuts eyes and opens door* I'm too scared to see this but...












































AHAHAHAHA...*tears start streaming* *rolls on the ground laughing* Hehehahahaheheha....tehhehehehehehe...