World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Come GKoN, you wouldn't split up the DADBURNIT Triumvirate over a little misunderstanding, would you?

Of course not... *Shoves Olorin into prison cell and replaces him w/ clone Olorin loyal to self* Now Olorin, what do you wanna do today?
"DESTROY BEN!"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Your account is garbled. What I REALLY said was, "DESTROY AMPOOZA!!" Besides, they've got LOADS of cookies there! Come on! Let's go!

 

[Dernhelm]

I can't believe this. Ungrateful wretch.

We didn't touch France. And we completely destroyed their attackers. Now, release Olorin, beg our forgiveness, and BE NICE! Or I'll be forced to do something drastic.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ve do not trust or believe you. Unless you wish to translate that mess of a;lskgha;o jibberish TRUTHFULLY... In which case I doubt we'll trust you anyways... But you could give it a shot.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I can't believe this. Ungrateful wretch.

We didn't touch France. And we completely destroyed their attackers. Now, release Olorin, beg our forgiveness, and BE NICE! Or I'll be forced to do something drastic.

France couldn'ta fought their way outta a paper bag afore I conquered them...(hence it was so easy) despite their advanced technology(well, obsolete compared to mine...)
If you'd done this prior to my invasion I would have perhaps believed you...but since I invaded the French Army has been totally rebuilt,reinforced and boulstred with clones and advanced technology-including mechs MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! So I'm afraid I cannot believe your story.

*Shows an official intellegence report tracing missile's course from Spain to the moon* Tsk Tsk Derny, you should have covered your tracks better...

*Prepares 3 million troops (not counting the mechs,tanks, aircraft and etc to back them) for "aggressive negotiations"*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Thats the problem. The cook is in the best position for...slipping things in.... Maybe we should make him eat one, first?

SHE'S TRYING TO POISON ME!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Exactly!

















Couldn't be for double-posting, now could it?

 

[Dernhelm]

All right. You type the letter to the left [on the keyboard] of each letter we typed, and it'll magically turn into English. And you'll see that we merely destroyed the attackers of France!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

S;; er'tr fpomh od [;pyyomh yp n;pe i[ Vjoms///
All we'rt doing is plotting to blow up China...

*readies chinese forces*

Oh come now. We wouldn't do THAT. Not against YOU, anyway...

Ejsy vsm er fp yp vpmbomvr jrt?

Pj. smf. ij. O epmfrt og oy'; [pddon;r yp ombsfr yjr Trs;, pg <r,ptu bos yjr Eppf Nryerrm yjr Ept;fd?

What can we do to convince her?
Oh, And, uh, I wonder if it'll possible to invadethe Realm of Memory via the Wood Between the Worlds?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You mean the moon! We're plotting to blow up the moon, right?

And as for rgua gibberish... "launch bomb towards france, huh?" Definitely defending France.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

You mean the moon! We're plotting to blow up the moon, right?

And as for rgua gibberish... "launch bomb towards france, huh?" Definitely defending France.

I edited...THEY'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST US!! *Has Olorin clone declare war on Dernyhelm...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yah, that's it... Split them up. If they aren't together, they won't get anywhere alone...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Wonders if he should just lock Derny up n' replace her w/ a clone too*

 

[Dernhelm]

Hah! *sends Moon fairies to lock up GKoN* *makes nice, cooprative clone*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not as easy to lock her up... After all, I live in the same house with Olorin, so I could take him out pretty conveniently...but Dernyhelmet, now...

(Oh, and by the way Dernyhelmet...*unlocks GKoN*)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Not as easy to lock her up... After all, I live in the same house with Olorin, so I could take him out pretty conveniently...but Dernyhelmet, now...

(Oh, and by the way Dernyhelmet...*unlocks GKoN*)

LOL! Thankies *LoL is backed by elven commandos* *Glares @ Derny and builds railgun in orbit of pluto*

 

[Dernhelm]

*locks GKoN up again*

The only way to get him out is to uncode this: 7| 9\ 6\ 2| * 3/ 5| * 7| 3| 2| 7\ 2| * 7| 5/ * 1| 4/ 5/ 8| * 7/ 6\ * 6\ 6/ 3/ 7\ 5/ 5| * 1/ 2| 4/ 4/

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Commandos break in and get me out* NYaah

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh-uh. The only way out of that cell is by breaking the code. It is breakable.

Maybe I'll give you a hint. Look at a telephone. Hard.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Uh-uh. The only way out of that cell is by breaking the code. It is breakable.

Maybe I'll give you a hint. Look at a telephone. Hard.

*Sits down on throne in Gondor* "Really? You'd think my highly-trained commandos could crack it"