World Domination (Part II)

*covers face with hands* Tell me when it's over! Are we...there yet?


I fear I shall have to be going soon...shouldna have been on here even so long, but, well...what can I say?:p
 
He never mentioned doing so...but perhaps he did it SECRETLY...:eek: (We'll get him for that later...heh heh heh...)

Guten Nacht! (I have a funny feeling I spelled that all wrong.) Oh, and I wanted to ask you something. But I can't remember what, so you'll just have to hang out in suspense until I figure it out.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
He never mentioned doing so...but perhaps he did it SECRETLY...:eek: (We'll get him for that later...heh heh heh...)

Guten Nacht! (I have a funny feeling I spelled that all wrong.) Oh, and I wanted to ask you something. But I can't remember what, so you'll just have to hang out in suspense until I figure it out.
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okies, goodnight and God bless you!:D

*Watches as Jamaican flag is hoisted over Mexican Capital building* "Snazzy...As soon as he heads for South America I'll kick his patootie.":D
 
*stuffs clone in wastebasket* *hauls down Jamaican flag* *pushes GKoN's troops out of Mexico* Hey, what happened to our alliance?

You know, in the France thing, I was only keeping the peace. Derny was obviously going to invade China anyway, so I wanted to be on hand in case she tried any funny stuf. So my motives were pure the whole time. :p
 
Olorin...you....:mad: You dare to indicate that I was plotting to blow up France?!?!?!

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That's the code; anyone got it yet? (It's not leet speak)
 
ehm.. something to do with a phone, you said. Meh. I'll figure it out later. Anyway, let's put this whole messy France/China thing behind us. We should all go after Ampooza, home of the Cookies. CHARGE!!!
 
Wait. You would attack Stan the Cookie's homeland? (Adopted homeland, I mean...after all, he is an elephant. :p)
 
Lady of Lorien said:
*eyes popcorn*

On second thought, there's my own family's corruption of that saying... (the one I quoted above...)

"If it ain't broke, get a bigger hammer!"

Mebbe we should adhere to THIS idea, instead?
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I've always preferred Teddy Roosevelt's idea to "speak softly and carry a big stick" :D. I noticed you got your S's back, LoL...very glad to see it :).

Maybe if I cloned myself they wouldn't notice that I wasn't at work ;). Of course, knowing my clone it would immediately start plotting against me and would make *me* go to work while it sat at home and ate all the pancakes! Clones have no sense of humor or work ethic.
 
Dernhelm said:
Wait. You would attack Stan the Cookie's homeland? (Adopted homeland, I mean...after all, he is an elephant. :p)
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Ooooh! An elephant! :D. That gives me an idea...*starts developing elephant forces to work alongside the Israeli army*.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
*stuffs clone in wastebasket* *hauls down Jamaican flag* *pushes GKoN's troops out of Mexico* Hey, what happened to our alliance?

You know, in the France thing, I was only keeping the peace. Derny was obviously going to invade China anyway, so I wanted to be on hand in case she tried any funny stuf. So my motives were pure the whole time.
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1. Those aren't my troops, their Jamaican/Caribbean troops under the evil dictator I-SOMEONE set up...:D
2. That's RUSSIAN equipment their using...does that tell you something?;) Eastern Russia is closest to the Caribbean, and a certain someone would stand to make a good deal if this dictator gained a good hunk of land.
3. I've been standing by with lots of clone troops to stop him.:D

*Dictator takes Louisiana after being shoved out of Mexico*:eek:

Inkling said:
I've always preferred Teddy Roosevelt's idea to "speak softly and carry a big stick" . I noticed you got your S's back, LoL...very glad to see it .

Maybe if I cloned myself they wouldn't notice that I wasn't at work . Of course, knowing my clone it would immediately start plotting against me and would make *me* go to work while it sat at home and ate all the pancakes! Clones have no sense of humor or work ethic.
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I like my motto better:
If they mess with you smash 'em with overwhelming forces.
Whatcha mean clones have no sense of humor? *Olorin's clone blats him w/ a pie* hehehe...
 
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Ahh... indeed...



Oh, Inkling, about clones...they probably get their sense of humor (or lack thereof) from that person who modeled their cloning! So are you saying that YOU don't have any sense of humor or work ethic?
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Ahh... indeed...



Oh, Inkling, about clones...they probably get their sense of humor (or lack thereof) from that person who modeled their cloning! So are you saying that YOU don't have any sense of humor or work ethic?
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It's in the jeans;)

(Yes, I misspelled "Genes" on purpose)

*Watches Jamaican dictator harry Mexican waters with RUSSIAN warships n' subs and absconded American carriers found in Florida's bays*:D
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Ahh... indeed...



Oh, Inkling, about clones...they probably get their sense of humor (or lack thereof) from that person who modeled their cloning! So are you saying that YOU don't have any sense of humor or work ethic?
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*Quickly enrolls in LOL's school of improvisational comedy and then conquers Gibraltar while everyone in the country is busy laughing at pratfalls* I have a highly developed sense of humor *puts banana peel in front of LOL*, I just forgot to give my clone the work ethic and sense of humor genes while I was creating her in the lab ;)
 
Inkling said:
*Quickly enrolls in LOL's school of improvisational comedy and then conquers Gibraltar while everyone in the country is busy laughing at pratfalls* I have a highly developed sense of humor *puts banana peel in front of LOL*, I just forgot to give my clone the work ethic and sense of humor genes while I was creating her in the lab ;)
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*Hands Inky a pair of jeans*:D
Won't Britain be mad if you take over Gibraltar?o_O
 
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