World Domination (Part II)

Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
*Hands Inky a pair of jeans*:D
Won't Britain be mad if you take over Gibraltar?o_O
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Shhhhh...I'm planning it for April first so they'll *think* it's a joke :D. Just part of that sense of humor development program I'm in ;).

Besides, once Britain is conquered too (er, I mean reappropriated :) ), they'll still be one big, happy family.
 
LOL's school of improvisational humor, eh? You don't want to go there... It usually involves...errm...killing people off...quite humorous, but perhaps not compatible with ethics. Although they never seem to die anyhow. *glares at GKoN* You know how hard I tried to kill him when we first met? And yet, he's still alive and posting...
(that didn't make any sense, now did it?:p )

And as for the dictator program that appears to be popular at the moment... Let me just mention that all the dictators look surprisingly similar to GKoN... It wouldn't be the Return of the Clone Wars, now would it?:eek:
 
Hehe.

GKoN, you're not supposed to be out of prison. :mad: Now. *Locks GKoN up in everything but uncoded-code proof cell* :D

Here is the cell-opening combination, in FIVE different codes.

7| 9\ 6\ 2| * 7| 3| 2| 7\ 2|* 3/ 5| * 7| 5/ * 1| 4/ 5/ 8| * 7/ 6\ * 6\ 6/ 3/ 7\ 5/ 5| * 1/ 2| 4/ 4/

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Yu[r yjrdr om yp n;pe i[ [todpm vr;;/

`|`Yp3 t|-|323 ||\| t() |o|()\/\/ |_|p pr|2()|\| [ 3||


Surely someone can figure it out? :p
 
Hehe. The uncoded code, of course. :p Only way to open the cell. Not real nice for the occupent...but... :D
 
Yeah, seriously...'cuz they couldn't have just gone and BOUGHT sunscreen like that, now could they? :rolleyes:

Wait a minute...I'm on the other side...*sigh* I guess the sunscreen had to be prescribed by a ruler of somewhere-or-other...and THAT'S why they needed help to get it.:D
 
:rolleyes: *removes virtual-reality set from GKoN's eyes* The dictators are gone, see?

*takes over pen companies* Now I can arm my forces with Pens!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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*Points out dictators invading Morocco*:D Theysah still here... All my countries are totally(mostly) green-energy powered...70% of all energy is from solar,hydro, electric,wind, corn ethanol or some other form of green energy. The other 30% is nuclear fusion:D Thusly spoken...Japan and China-the world's leading silicon producers-are having a boom, 'cause lots of solar panels and etc use silicon.:D

*Wanders through Mexican desert w/ a big fat army* "10 klicks and closing...stand ready."

*Olorin spots them*
"OLORIN! What are you doing in Mongolia? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T MONGOLIA??! MEXICO!!??"
*Checks GPS*
"Nope...we're in Mongolia."
*Olorin points out Mexico City limits sign*
"Oh..." *Grins sheepishly* "Whoopsy..."
*Calls Star Destroyers in orbit* "An American GPS satellite's interfering w/ ours? SHOOT IT DOWN!"
*Star Destroyer runs over satellite*
"Hehehehe..." *Sees Mongolia on GPS system* *Hands Olorin a crate of Elven Mountain Dew from Lothlorien and awaits transports* "Dadblasted GPS...":D
 
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