Lady of Lorien
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Why are the pens always blue? What, do they belong to Dern? If that's the case, they aren't REALLY yours...you're just borrowing them. Or even...STEALING them! I'm telling Derny!
Oh come now. The Pens are a darker blue than the color of Mods, therefore they do not belong to Mods. I got the Pens from my Pen-making factories. Now stop delaying me with foolish questions. Hmph! *turns up nose*
*gives Pens minds of their own* Now they are ALIVE, and loyal to me only! CHARGE, PENS!!
That "PENS" habit is beginning to annoy me. Greatly. I would think it would be a pain to type, too... Anyhow, we'll just have to manufacture an enemy! Know anyone you want to convince to join...and be...annihil...what was I saying? And be fed chocolate cake and milk.
"Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly..."
SHHHH!!! Keep it down! Not "Muahaha..." Where are your manners? He'll never come in here if you carry on like THAT.
*eyes pop out of head* ACK! I can't watch! *runs across the world to safe haven on my nice little...is it Indonesian?...whaleback.
Now then, here's a question: Do you think I am in charge of food? After all, I do own the arts...and they often refer to the 'culinary arts...' That would open a fascinating new side of this operation which I hadn't considered. Hmm.
You see why I decided to hang out on my Indonesian whaleback? (I THINK it's Indonesian, anyhow...)
Wow this looks fun *is trying to post in every thread on the first page*