World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

*knocks him on the head. hard.* And you call yourself MY BROTHER?!?!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I know, I know, it's the Italian equivalent of Ice Cream... but much better.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(A side-note to you folks who don't get to hear the between-computer-chair dialogue.... He just quoted what I told him gelato was, VERBATIM!)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

SSSH! You're spoiling it!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Spoiling it for whom? Anyways, we digress...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Me.

*sends Pens to attack Mars*

Who owns Mars anyway?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I get the feeling that someone does...but then...GKoN made a list just a few posts ago, and I don't remember seeing Mars on it...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And he also forgot all those territories that I listed in the post after his list. I woudn't trust that list too much if I were you...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I still have this question... Are the Culinary Arts included in my 'arts' jurisdiction?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Dunno. Ask Inkling, she'd know if anybody remembered whether or not they are...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'll bribe her with some of my apple pie...and then ask. Yeah, that's the way to do it...

*goes to find Inkling* Yooo...hooo....come out come out wherever you are!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yeah, when was the last time anybody had an... inkling... of where she was?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(AAAHH hahahahar har har.................har.........never mind...)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Me.

*sends Pens to attack Mars*

Who owns Mars anyway?

I invaded Saturn,Pluto and Jupiter...noone owns Mars.

I dunno 'bout culinary arts... *Sends former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the Plutonian ice mines to mine the ice w/ his tongue...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Make him stick his tonge to something metal while he's in the mines.

Well, I hereby declare that the culinary arts are included! *feeds all my allies cheesecake*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Make him stick his tonge to something metal while he's in the mines.

Well, I hereby declare that the culinary arts are included! *feeds all my allies cheesecake*

*Watches Mahmoud get his tongue stuck* Aawwww... *Sends balrogs in to help...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*watches Mohammed-what's-his-face blanch in terror* *catches him when he faints* What shall I do with him?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*watches Mohammed-what's-his-face blanch in terror* *catches him when he faints* What shall I do with him?

Put him down... *Watches Balrogs sneeze on him* "Ooohh...better let the British take care of him." *Hands Mohmeded to the British...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*runs for it* If we hurry, maybe we can make it to the Grey Havens before the British catch up!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*British are too busy maiming Mohmed*