Olórin the Wise
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Nobody owns them... g'head. What'll ya do now?
World Domination (Part II)
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Lady of Lorien
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Velcome to our...world? Heh heh heh. We've been waiting for some new....victims....I mean some new friends to come along! A word to the wise. And the not so wise, whatever the case may be: Be careful who you anger. Certain people loooove their power, and...well....
Miss Freckles
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okay, let's get to business 
i want scotland. i believe lord eirek owns it.
well, there are good reasons why you should leave scotland to me.
1. only i know how to tame nessie.
2. if you don't, i'll come from denmark and finland with my marine and take it.
3. destiny's path.
okay, and a new rule for the ghana-ish people: free icecream for everybody!
i want scotland. i believe lord eirek owns it.
well, there are good reasons why you should leave scotland to me.
1. only i know how to tame nessie.
2. if you don't, i'll come from denmark and finland with my marine and take it.
3. destiny's path.
okay, and a new rule for the ghana-ish people: free icecream for everybody!
Olórin the Wise
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You'd have to get Lord Erik to agree to giving you Scotland... and I don't know when he was on last...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! *Darth Vader strangles an officer* "VADER!! How many times have I told you NO KILLING THE OFFICERS! This isn't the Empire you know..." *Vader points out it was a clone officer*
"Oh...Carry on."
Miss Freckles
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i knows, i knows... i'm just an impatient person... well i'll just get into negotiations with you, mexico... interested in finnish icecream (it's the biggest portions in the world)...?
oh well i need a new crown anyway... and this cape won't do... i believe it's made of the finest badger fur. oh dear... i'm in trouble.
Olórin the Wise
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Better get rid of it fast before ES comes along - although he hasn't been known to post in this thread before... Still, maybe he's been watching it all along, just WAITING for some poor mortal to make a cloak from badger fur...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Better get rid of it fast before ES comes along - although he hasn't been known to post in this thread before... Still, maybe he's been watching it all along, just WAITING for some poor mortal to make a cloak from badger fur...
*uses badgers as slave labor*
Olórin the Wise
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Oh dear. Even the might of GKoN cannot stand against the might of ES... this should be interesting. *gets popcorn*
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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HA! He has but an army of badgers...While I have...*Motions to billions of troops* MUWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
*Sends clone elves to raid Finnish factories*
Olórin the Wise
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Wonder how many uglies a badger can kill...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Olórin the Wise
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Why, are the badgers leading them to the giant ice cream caves? Hmm... that sounds tasty... *follows*
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Olórin the Wise
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*gets there first* *sends Pens to stop GKoN*
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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*Elves steal icecream* "HEY!!COME BACK HERE!!"
Miss Freckles
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*wakes up* i heard icecream.
*eats carefully so she doesn't make a mess on new elephant skin cloak*
don't steal my icecream!
*eats carefully so she doesn't make a mess on new elephant skin cloak*
don't steal my icecream!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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*Gets Finnish icecream from clone elves* Very good, she'll never notice...
Lady of Lorien
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Ah. But I live in Ancient Rome. Which is very close to Italy...we'll just ignore Jewel of Narnia for the time being, and that means... I HAVE UNLIMITED GELATO SUPPLIES!!! Don't know what that means? I pity you greatly.
Olórin the Wise
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Yeah...
*whispers* what is gelato?
*whispers* what is gelato?