World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

Nobody wants icecream anyhow... Now if you were offering gelato...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ooh! Ooh! I found it! I found it! GELATO RULES!!

 

[Miss Freckles]

Nobody wants icecream anyhow... Now if you were offering gelato...

*cries* my mommy says i'm not allowed to have gelato... *kills mommy*

okay free gelato for everyone *makes icebergs from icecream and sends them against GKoN clones* *ship crash* oh no that was the royal danish fleet *pokes around in water trying to find ship*

deeeeeeeeeeeern, have you seen my ship?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

She probably has, but she won't necessarily give it back...

Hey, wait a minute...where did YOU get Gelato?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

CliCK on the LiNk, you nut!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

you will never see one grain of danish sand, GKoN!!

*crushes clones and taks blood to make liquorice*

buy my liquorice!! i need money to rent an army!!

buy one bag of liquorice and get one icecream free!!

*Clones land on Denmark and take capital*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You are way too obsessed with clones, you know that GKoN?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Sticks Stevin in Japan where he eats gummi sushi all day* NOW they can't start an order of the Stevin

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Didn't you realize, you've got a clone Stevin, one that they put out as a decoy for you on purpose. They learned from your example.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

HA! *Points out the REAL Stevin is safe in Middle-earth*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're incorrigible, GKoN. I'll just return the compliment that you once gave me... You are pure evil!

 

[Inkling]

I hereby institute a Graduate Level School of Evil Plotting *fast tracks promising candidates with PhDs in Evil Plotting and sends them against Danish Licorice factories* And to think I considered Denmark such a peaceful country . All in good fun, of course.

 

[Miss Freckles]

*bids the clones welcome*

hello clones! welcome! i have to tell you something. have you ever wondered why you have to run around and destroy stuff and listen to GKoN all the time? of course - he's just using you! *waits for stunned silence to end*
and you never get icecream OR gelato from him, do you? but if you join MY powerful army, you will get as much icecream as you want to (to use against GKoN). wanna join my army??? we have bowling competition every saturday


..i miss my ship... *big tear rolling over face* *drops into ocean*

 

[Dernhelm]

Latin is a dead, dead language
As dead as dead can be.
It killed off all the Romans
And now it's killing me.

Dead are all who wrote it;
Dead are all who spoke it;
Dead are all who learned it;
Blessed death! They earned it!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I have often echoed those sentiments, Derny... DOWN WITH LATIN!!! *takes Latin, dumps it into ocean for Derny to do with as she will* LoL can get another language for her Ancient Romans.

 

[Inkling]

I have often echoed those sentiments, Derny... DOWN WITH LATIN!!! *takes Latin, dumps it into ocean for Derny to do with as she will* LoL can get another language for her Ancient Romans.

I can always make those pesky Ancient Romans forget that they ever knew Latin .

 

[Lady of Lorien]

HEY! That's not nice! I'm not stealing any of YOUR languages... Although...let's see...not a bad idea... What do they speak undah da sea, Dern? I suppose...I could steal Ancient Atlantian...

 

[Dernhelm]

Learn it, you mean? You can hardly 'steal' it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I just did with Latin... to dump it into the sea for you, Dern.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's my point. I must take some retribution...