World Domination (Part II)

Why, for stealing Latin? Oh come now... your memory must have dulled in a schoolyear without Latin... else you would support us with your whole hear, mind, strength...
 
:D The only problem with it is the amount of WORK it takes. It is cool if you don't have to slave over it for hours each day... (and I don't, not anymore...)
 
Miss Freckles said:
*bids the clones welcome*

hello clones! welcome! i have to tell you something. have you ever wondered why you have to run around and destroy stuff and listen to GKoN all the time? of course - he's just using you! *waits for stunned silence to end*
and you never get icecream OR gelato from him, do you? but if you join MY powerful army, you will get as much icecream as you want to (to use against GKoN). wanna join my army??? we have bowling competition every saturday ;)


..i miss my ship... *big tear rolling over face* *drops into ocean*
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*Clones arrest Miss Freckles for conspiracy and take her to a Chinese prison*:D

Oh...and Olorin...Can you perhaps finangle Hilary Clinton down to Mexico for a peace talk or something?:D
 
*Grins innocently* "Yes...PEACE talks..." *Sees Hilary's black Humvee cross the border* "GET HER BOYS!" *Clone Korean troops ambush Hilary n' take her to a prison in Saudi-Arabia* MUWAHAHAHAAA!! "I'm afraid you won't be running in the 2008 presidential elections, Mrs. Clinton...":D

EDIT: "With Lord Eirek temporarily gone I assume the US has elected a temporary president in his place...and until his return they would continue to do so, hence Hilary shan't be running in the elections...
 
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(D'ya know, I'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE for the president in 2008?:eek: First time! Don't know who to vote for, though... There don't appear to be any real, good prospects...maybe we should give 'em all the Hilary treatment and start over?:D )
 
Lady of Lorien said:
(D'ya know, I'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE for the president in 2008?:eek: First time! Don't know who to vote for, though... There don't appear to be any real, good prospects...maybe we should give 'em all the Hilary treatment and start over?:D )
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(NOOOOOOOOO!!! I wouldn't let Hilary within 200 miles of the capital...)
*Hilary protests of kidnapping* "You're not being kidnapped...merely...'exiled' until the threat to your safety has been eliminated. Didn't you know? Billy-boy's got a new BB gun for Christmas...I wouldn't want to be within 10 miles of him-He can't shoot worth a hoot...":D
 
He can shoot worth an OUCH though...

No no, you mistook my meaning... I was saying we should take ALL the candidates out like you just took Hilary and start over with a new set.:p
 
Lady of Lorien said:
He can shoot worth an OUCH though...

No no, you mistook my meaning... I was saying we should take ALL the candidates out like you just took Hilary and start over with a new set.:p
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OOOHH! NICE! *Sends clone Chinese troops in to kidnap-I MEAN-exile John McCain and the other presidential candidates* Who should we replace them with? OOH! *Runs for GREEN party's presidential candidate*:D
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Meh...I bet he's no good either... Let's run the LORIEN party's candidate.:D

(Just a heads-up...I'm getting off when I finish my hot chocolate...:p )
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"If I am elected to office I'll crack down on illegal immigration, sending the immigrants to Iran as slave labor-I MEAN...employees.:D I'll also remove the US troops from Iraq and replace them with a permanent garrison of Balrog Anti-terrorist force...":D
 
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Oh pshaw...that's nothing: "If I am elected, I will boost the culture throughout the country, until even babes in arms (no, NOT armaments:p ) will be singing my praises in four artistical languages. And this will boost the morale SO high, that we will be able to conquer all the other countries and expand as much as we like. Even into GKoN's slave-trade in Iran."
:D
 
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