Butbutbut...I hate science papers...
Oh well... Here we are:
TOPIC: The difference between Dark Matter and Physics.
Many people think that Physics relates to physical, tangible things, such as fingers, toes, and teacups. However, new evidence shows that it is
actually a hoax, cooked up by scientists, to fool people into thinking that darkness is matter: hence, Dark Matter.
Now, as we all know, matter has weight. And we also all know that the only time darkness has weight is when it is found in poetry. Since poetry does not properly speaking mix well with science, we will exclude it from the current examination. Thus, darkness does not have weight. Therefore, it is not matter.
That decided, we must turn our attention to the hoax of Physics. Is it really the science of fingers and teacups? This can be determined by asking a simple question: What does Physics say about darkness? Well, according to recent research (provided by the right honorable Dernhelm, RIP), Physics speaks at length of "Dark Matter." Since we have already decided that darkness IS NOT matter, it appears that Physics is attempting to force an untruth on the unsuspecting, open-minded, scientific public. A hoax? I think so.
Finally, is there a difference between this business of "Dark Matter" (a scientific impossibility) and "Physics" (another hoax)? Well, they are both hoaxes. We all know that if a=b, and c=b, then a=c, right? Since Dark Matter is a hoax, and Physics is a hoax, they are therefore the same thing.
I conclude that there is no real difference between Dark Matter and Physics.
