World Domination (Part II)

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh, I came up with that solution a long time ago. I was trying to figure out a solution to the energy crisis, and its: ANTIMATTER! Except that now it takes more energy to make antimatter than we can get back from it, so...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Lions and tigers and bears oh my!

Oops...late...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Is Dernhelm a lion and tiger and bear oh my?

 

[Dernhelm]

(dusts off thread)


No, I'm not. Now do you see?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You kinda look like it...

 

[Dernhelm]

Whadya mean? *suspicious*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, you're dusting off the thread. Housewife-bears dust things off. Therefore, you must be a bear.

 

[Dernhelm]

Some people...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Go on, I'm interested to know about some people.

 

[Dernhelm]

All right. 'Some people', meaning you, are utterly ridiculous, and need to have a bucket of ice cold water dumped over their heads.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Unfortunately (for you, at any rate), you do not know where I am, so you cannot carry out said action.

 

[Dernhelm]

Doesn't mean it shouldn't happen.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But there is a big difference between something that SHOULD happen and something that DID happen...

 

[Dernhelm]

*goes to conspire with LoL*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*snarls* Maybe I should conspire with GKoN...

 

[Dernhelm]

He's not on.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sigh* I suppose...I'll conspire...for a price...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ya can't. I stole all your payables.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*dumps bucket of ice water on Olorin's noggin* MUWAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Inkling]

WAIT just a minute...I move over *one* day and alliances have shifted . Has Derny changed sides? Whoa! I think we need another map. Speaking of which, I'm now typing from my new treetop lair. Good thing the tree's made of iron .