World Domination (Part II)

Which tends to happen every so often when *eybrows rise* certain members *gestures with eyebrows* whose names shall remain undisclosed (except to say that their abbreviated names start with G and end with N, having a K and o in the middle,) get bored. And every so often is QUITE often.
A lot of people have allied with us out of self defense. Part of the reason that we are so powerful is because we spend more time here than the rest of the dicta- I mean just and equitable rulers around here, so we can do more damage! :D
 
Sure. Just claim three non-claimed territories (which is kinda getting hard to do here... :D), and you're good to go. And they don't have to be normal countries or anything either. For instance, I've got Ancient Macedon, the Wood Between the Worlds, and the star Deneb.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Sure. Just claim three non-claimed territories (which is kinda getting hard to do here... :D), and you're good to go. And they don't have to be normal countries or anything either. For instance, I've got Ancient Macedon, the Wood Between the Worlds, and the star Deneb.
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"OLORIN!! Your citizens are assailing my summer home in Colorado...please remove them before I send them to Iran as slave labor!!"

*sits on roof of Embassy as Olorin's mexican citizens besiege it* "This is getting out of hand..."

*Colorado,California,New Mexico and Arizona seceed from the U.S. and ask to join my empire while Texas goes back to being their own country* "Sehr Vell..."

*Colors the aforementioned states green and closes off the borders* *Announces on the air* "Any non-former U.S. citizens will be given the chance to leave my territories before I ship them to Iran as slave labor...":D
 
Hm. I could take you to court for discrimination...you know..."Governor of Colorado..." *cough* Let me rephrase that: "Dictator of..." I mean to say... "Tyrant of Colorado refuses to allow certain people into his country, merely because they are Mexican."

Of course, we own practically all the courts...but still...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Hm. I could take you to court for discrimination...you know..."Governor of Colorado..." *cough* Let me rephrase that: "Dictator of..." I mean to say... "Tyrant of Colorado refuses to allow certain people into his country, merely because they are Mexican."

Of course, we own practically all the courts...but still...
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If U.S. citizens were besieging my embassy I'd cut off immigration to them too.:p

*Troops surround embassy and arrest besiegers*:D
 
You beseige the beseigers.:D Hmm...

Oh well, I can just keep an eye on you with interested amusement as long as you leave MY lands alone... If that ceases to be the case, however...*brandishes grapefruit she's eating warningly*:D
 
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