World Domination (Part II)

Gamegoofs2 said:
*Suddently A white plane flies over the Philippines. Done drops a bomb. A BIG nucler bomb.* HA HA Antartica Attacks
Click to expand...

*Watches plane get shot down n' bomb get neutralized by super advanced anti-nuke system*:p That vasn't sehr nice...I vill now haff to do something about it... *Sends Balrogs to Antartica n' the world's sea levels begin to rise...*:D
 
Last edited:
Olorin the Wise said:
Now now, GKoN, your Balrogs are melting all the ice! *vaporizes some water w/ heat from Deneb* There, now the sea levels are back to normal...
Click to expand...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh come on...I want to give Nebraska a coast line...:D

Poland's looking quite defenseless over yonder...*Skirts Germany n' invades Poland...along w/ most of Eastern Europe including Hungary,Austria,Bulgaria,Serbia,Latvia,Ukraine,Moldova, and all those former U.S.S.R territories* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! EHEHEAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!! *Eye twitches*
"Your services vill no longer be required..." *Boots German troops out of Serbia*
 
Last edited:
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh come on...I want to give Nebraska a coast line...:D

Poland's looking quite defenseless over yonder...*Skirts Germany n' invades Poland...along w/ most of Eastern Europe including Hungary,Austria,Bulgaria,Serbia,Latvia,Ukraine,Moldova, and all those former U.S.S.R territories* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! EHEHEAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!! *Eye twitches*
"Your services vill no longer be required..." *Boots German troops out of Serbia*
Click to expand...

Oh...and *Ships badgers off to Austria as slave labor and upgrades all Eastern European armies to meet other territories standards* MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Invades Norway while he's at it* Excellent...Excellent...Vhat's this? Turkey's up for grabs...*Invades Turkey*
 
Last edited:
I'll go after the rest of the galaxy. *fries Rigel's planets w/ heat from Deneb, then freezes them by moving Rigel away*

*moves Rigel back and occupies the Rigellian planets*

*does the same for Betelgeuse, Spica, Antares, Vega, and Alpha Centauri*

*forms elite batallions of Centaurian marines*
 
Olorin the Wise said:
I'll go after the rest of the galaxy. *fries Rigel's planets w/ heat from Deneb, then freezes them by moving Rigel away*

*moves Rigel back and occupies the Rigellian planets*

*does the same for Betelgeuse, Spica, Antares, Vega, and Alpha Centauri*

*forms elite batallions of Centaurian marines*
Click to expand...

NOOOOO!! *Invades several dozen galaxies* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *Deneb and Space crushing-proofs territores* *A super-massive black hole happens to appear next to Deneb...* "Whoopsy, now how did that get there?" *hides Black Hole's leash*:D
 
Mind rambling a little today? Must have been all that coffee at breakfast...

Personally, I've never been near enough to TOUCH one of those machines, not being in posession of $400 at the moment, but if you want to blow your life savings on a camera, go ahead...

:D
 
*uses Deneb to create Hawking radiations which destroy the black hole*

*is still there*

You'd better stop breaking the alliance, GKoN, or I'll be forced to retaliate. *stern look*
 
Dernhelm said:
I think such things slip GKoN's ming now and again. He has a bit of a faulty memory. :(

:p


BTW, completely off topic, but does anyone have an opinion on the 'Sony Cybershot DSC-H5' vs. the 'Panasonic DMC-FZ7' vs. the 'Panasonic DMC-FZ50' vs. the 'Canon Powershot S3 IS'?
Click to expand...

Well, then it's just a good thing that I, as one of his allies, control memory. *Helps GKON by giving him both a Palm device with a list of all his current and former allies and a plate of fresh baked cookies to put him in a good mood* :D. Cheers, all.
 
I cannot believe that you are keeping this thread alive. :D It is always good to see my name live on in the opening pages.

PS. Remember, if you do not behave I will come back from the dead (ie retirement) and haunt you all!!

PPS. This school keyboard is REALLY bad. I had to retype this message like 5 times. Like, wadupwiddat?
 
holyboy666 said:
I cannot believe that you are keeping this thread alive. :D It is always good to see my name live on in the opening pages.

PS. Remember, if you do not behave I will come back from the dead (ie retirement) and haunt you all!!

PPS. This school keyboard is REALLY bad. I had to retype this message like 5 times. Like, wadupwiddat?
Click to expand...

OMIGOSH!!HE'S COME FOR HIS VENGEANCE!!EEEEEEEEKKK!!!! LoL MADE ME DO IT!!! *Runs round in circles* oh uh...and you've been booted outta Canada:p

of course...*Launches a new super-secret sub from Canada* I suggest you not try anythin' funny...lest I should use THIS!!
*Points to Yellow submarine w/ four familiar lookin' brits aboard singin'

"In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

(Chorus) We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

(chorus again...)

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.

(chorus twice...)" Ringo's never fired an ICBM before...and he's got an itchy trigger finger...So I suggest you watch yourselves:p

"I'm bored...Hey John, I wanna push the red button."
"NO!You can't push the red button. You hafta wait 'til the big cheese says you can."
"But I'm bored..."
"You're always bored."
"I'm gonna push the big red button...":D
 
Last edited:
Back
Top