World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Greenland, maybe? I think somebody has Antarctica... maybe some places in the Phillippines...

I invaded the Philippines...but Antartica's still open

 

[Gamegoofs2]

I take Antartica and Greenland. Now how do I play?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I think you have to choose 3 places...

 

[Gamegoofs2]

Yeah but is there 3 places open?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Go ahead and pick something that's not a physical place at all. As long as you can make it SOUND like one... for instance, Inkling picked the Realm of Memory...

 

[Gamegoofs2]

Ok. I pick Antartica and Greenland and Shumlek.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hum...where is Shumlek? And what are its resources?

 

[Gamegoofs2]

Shumlek: location: Europe Resources: vast woods, ocean excess, and Great Castles.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Uh-oh, maybe the castles have CANNONS!!

*muffled shout* Hey GKoN, where did you put those ICBM's?

 

[Gamegoofs2]

May I now ask how do I play.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Make treaties, break treaties, get nuked by GKoN, get bombed by GKoN, get squashed by GKoN, try to fight back and get mushed, give up and ally with GKoN, then listen to GKoN griping about how there's nobody to fight with.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hmm. Well, mainly...let's see... The rules are few and far between. And very loose. Basically, we are all trying to conquer the world, (conquer new countries etc...) (although if a person owns a country, you can't just take it over...they have to agree that you've beaten them...which NEVER happens. ) You can make alliances, use very odd weapons and resources...(someone uses ice cream. There was a bit of a scuffle over whether ice cream or gelato was better... ) And generally have fun torturing each other. Read a few pages and you'll get the idea.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

My explanation was shorter, so therefore it must be better.

 

[Gamegoofs2]

*Suddently A white plane flies over the Philippines. Done drops a bomb. A BIG nucler bomb.* HA HA Antartica Attacks

 

[Olórin the Wise]

AAAGH! Watch out! The legions of penguis are attacking!!

Of course, penguins can't survive in hot weather, so... *makes the whole world hot with heat from Deneb*

 

[Gamegoofs2]

That's alright when I enslaved the penguins I gave the coolers.
HA HA

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*dumps penguins in hot lava* Hum.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*creates a barrier of heat above the hot lava so that the penguins can't get out*

 

[Gamegoofs2]

Gee if you can't really take over the world what fun is it?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Mainly...fighting about it. It's particularly bad when Inkling gets involved with her ownership of the 'realm of memory.' She maks everyone forget that they've done all these important strategic moves...