World Domination (Part II)

[Olórin the Wise]

Is it laughing, precious? Is it tastily crunchable?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Blinks and nukes Sweden*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're way too destructive in your spare time, GKoN.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

MUWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

*Considers nuking Britain...*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Who owns Britain, anyway?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Wasn't it... Lord Eireik or some such?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ah well, he hasn't been on for awhile.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Invades the UK and the rest of America* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Doesn't the time-zone-hopping involved in all your world-conquering throw your schedule off?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Doesn't the time-zone-hopping involved in all your world-conquering throw your schedule off?

naw *Sends army from France and Canada*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well I wouldn't want to be in your army, 'tenny rate...must mess up THEIR schedules, even if you're immune yourself...

*eyeballs Ancient Rome* Pretty much as I left it. That's the nice thing about those Romans...so steady...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Spammer.^

*wanders through the solar system to see how THAT domain is doing?*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Pretty well, as far as I can remember.

 

[Dernhelm]

And what's been going on?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*cuts off all access to vital materials (such as soda and pandas) to Olorin*

 

[Inkling]

*cuts off all access to vital materials (such as soda and pandas) to Olorin*

*Snaps up the penguins and elephants to add to GKON's newly formed panda panzer brigade. On a caffine high, the animals wreak havoc on enemy forces. GKON, you're a genius to enlist animals on our side *

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

*Looses the Pandas upon Mexico*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

HEY!! Have you forgotten that I OWN MEXICO?! *drops giant sacks of sand on top of the pandas*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Read carefully...I think he dropped it on Mexico BECAUSE you owned it... (all that was in a stage whisper)

*wanders around with Dernhelm* What are we doing? Why are we here? What has happened?