Write a note to the person above you II

Dear Glenbug,

:eek: You defeated the DLR/F!! THE MEMORY OF THIS DAY SHALL LIVE ON IN HISTORY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

Now that you mention couplets, it appears I'm not very likely to ever read that version of the Aeneid. I distinctly prefer prose and am able to appreciate poetry only when very succinct - as it's meant to be. In a Station of the Metro is perfectly acceptable to me.

Give my best to Mr Rabbit.
Freckles
 
Actually, we continue to control Glen's account. The only problem is that Glen blew up two and a half continents in her attempt to get away. She succeeded in that we believe she is currently somewhere in Antarctica. She failed in that our secret fortresses are blast-proof and are still floating securely amid the wreckage.

Glen is a war criminal. Are you happy now?
 
Dear GG,

you did well, really well :D Could you please not digest Glenbuddy, though? If you have the means of communicating with the creatures in your stomach, you could tell Glenbutterfly to crawl into the stomach of that whale I'm sure you keep somewhere in there, and then you spit out the whale, and then the whale spits out Glenbiblestory and then she runs from the DLR as fast as she can. That should work.

Kind regards
Freckles
 
Glenbiblestory?!

Oh, so she's made it out of Antarctica. Come here, Glen. We know that you are tired and overwhelmed. We will help you find your purpose in life all over again.

Freckles, GG, and anyone else who may be listening,

Please do not interrupt our attempt to locate and retrain Glen. She only needs a little guidance.

Sincerely,
The DLR
 
Dear Glenbutterfly,

Have you ever occupied anyone's stomach before? Of course, GG has consumed you on numerous occasions, but I am not speaking of being someone's lunch. Rather, I am referring to the time-honored tradition of butterflies invading someone's stomach when they are feeling anxious or romantic. Have you ever participated in exacerbating someone's nervousness in that way?

- D
 
MissReepicheep said:
Dear Glenbutterfly,
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*D implodes into a heap of dust*

We would like to point out that, had you been focused on universal justice rather than copying the young lady Freckles' misnomers, you would be in a much better state of existence. Comfort yourself with the First Law of Thermodynamics.

Sincerely,
The DLR
 
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Dear Glenbiosis,

there is a spelling mistake in the above letter. You may want to edit that.

Kind regards
Freckles

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Less dear DLR,

now I know where all the dust comes from. It's all your own doing. I feel no pity whatsoever.

Unkind irregards,
Freckles

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Dear participants of this thread,

I would like to apologize for breaking the rules of this game. I am aware it says "Write a note", i.e. a single note, to the person above. I hope you will understand that in the light of the present double use of Glenburnica's account, I deem the actions taken prudent and necessary.

My sincerest apologies,
Freckles
 
Dear Freckles,

What spelling mistake? It looks fine to me. Beautiful, even.

Sincerely,
Glen

P.S. I am not a war criminal, whatever the DLR says. They collapsed the continents to keep me from getting away. They failed. Currently I'm on the run with a blue sheep.


Dearest Young Lady Freckles,

The dust is the neglect of the mods, their lack of regard for universal justice, their callousness to those who cannot speak.

Also note that "irregards" is not a word. And don't even think about using "irregardless."

You are welcome,
The DLR


Dear participants in this thread,

Please look at Freckles' post above and realize that the move from two notes to three happened entirely because of her; there's no denying it. Thanks.

-Glen
 
Dear Glenbib,

it's good to know there is someone out there who knows the value of editing. I've always tried to impart to my students that they can't expect to get it right on the first try, but they hardly ever changed anything except spelling and grammar mistakes.

Out of curiosity, which continents have been thus cruelly destroyed?

Out of just as much curiosity, what's the story behind the blue sheep? Well... Maybe just the part of the story where you meet the sheep. Everything else might take too long, especially if the sheep is from outer space and is billions of years old.

I beg to remain, madam, ever your obedient servant,
Freckles
 
MF,

I didn't bother to read all of those posts. I was doing pretty well and then you all got even more long-winded. So I gave up. My attention span for large blocks of text on computer screens is getting progressively worse...

GG
 
Dear Gondorgirl,

unabridged copies of War and Peace, Ulysses, and Les Misérables are on their way to your house.

Anyway, there's no rule that says you have to read all the previous notes. You just have to write a note to the person above you. So you're good, and you didn't even eat anyone.

Sincerely
Freckles
 
Dear Freckles,

Why her and not me?

That is, I'll take War and Peace and Les Mis if they're hardback editions. Not Ulysses; James Joyce can go sit in the Duffer Sun for all I care.

Running from the DLR is boring because I have to spend long periods of time hiding in unused storage containers and behind large air conditioners. Having a book helps with brain cramps, though, sadly, not the muscle cramps.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
Dear Glenburglar,

Glenburne said:
James Joyce can go sit in the Duffer Sun for all I care.
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Quite. Quite.

I am so sorry to hear you are still on the run. During those periods where you have to remain in hiding, would you mind writing down what you experienced whilst held captive by the DLR? It would be greatly helpful to dufferkind should you, or anyone else, fall victim to his evil schemes again.

Congratulations again on escaping the foul beast.
Freckles
 
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Dear Freckles,

"Glenburglar" is probably the best thing you've come up with so far. Which means it will all be downhill from here.

I suppose I could attempt writing my memoirs. The problem is, I don't want to scare the children....

Also note that the DLR are "they," not "he." I could have gotten away from one without any trouble. The Dear Little Relatives are many. And they have teeth.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
Dear Glenbureaucracy,

don't worry about scaring the children. They've all seen Pirates of the Caribbean IV; they will be fine.

Of course the DLR are many; how silly of me. After all, my own brother works for them. He says they have over a thousand employees. I won't even begin to calculate how many teeth that makes.

Love
Freckles

PS. Any chance your memoirs will contain the story of the blue sheep?
 
Dear Freckles,

Your brother gets around, doesn't he? He's the one who should write his memoirs? (Isn't there some sort of nefarious connection to brain soap?)

I don't yet know what my memoirs will include. There are many sheep in the world, and none of them should be used lightly.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
Dear Glenburnomy,

getting that references makes me happy :)

It appears we are the last two note-writing individuals on planet earth (I suppose some people would capitalize that buuuut... not bothered). How do you feel about that? We could advertise this thread by creating a "Post in the Note Above You Thread!" thread and a "She Posted in the Write a Note to the Person Above You Thread - What Happened Next Will Blow Your Mind!!!" thread, and a "5 Ways Posting in the WaNttpaY thread will improve your relationship" thread.

On second thought... this is also nice.

May the odds be ever in your favor
Freckles
 
Dear Freckles,

Capitals Are Always Important. And You Are Too Concerned With Making Your Manipulation Legal. The Other Way We Could Try To Get People Back In Here Is Stalking Them And Threatening Their Sheep. I Love Stalking.

Sincerely,
Glen
 
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