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[GondorGirl]

Kili,

I'm still using him as a burglar, so no.

Uncle Thorin (son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain)

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Uncle Thorin,


Can I make Smaug do the laundry, then?

Yours truly,
Kili

 

[Rainshadow]

Dwarf,

I think not.

Most sincerely,

Smaug, King Under the Mountain

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Dear Smaug, the lying dragon,

You are not King under the mountain!

Most sincerely,
Kili, line of Durin

 

[GondorGirl]

Nephew,

I'm so proud of you. Do continue defending my honor.

Uncle Thorin (son of Thrain, son of Thror, KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN)

 

[Rainshadow]

Thorin Oakenshield, "King Under the Mountain",

If you truly are the king, you should defend your honour yourself.

Most sincerely,

Smaug, the one and only King Under the Mountain

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Smaug, the stupendously greedy,

a REAL king defends his people first, THEN his own self.

Kili, most proud nephew of Thorin Oakenshield(can I be first in inheriting the mountain?)

 

[Rainshadow]

Dwarf,

People? PEOPLE? Ha! A dragon needs no people to be king! The true king of Erebor needs only the Arkenstone, and I am still in possession of this precious gem.

Most sincerely,

Smaug the Magnificent

 

[GondorGirl]

Smaug the Insignificant,

I think you're missing the definition of "king" somewhere. My nephew had it pretty well, actually.

Also I think you're missing the Arkenstone, you might want to do inventory again.

Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain

 

[Rainshadow]

Thorin Oakenshield, the false king,

As you can clearly see by the photograph I have just taken, I am still in possession of your precious stone:

Most sincerely,

Smaug the Impenetrable

 

[GondorGirl]

Smaug the Imp,

I call photoshop.

Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain

 

[Rainshadow]

Thorin Oakenshield, Dwarf of No Renown,

You, the dwarf who thought I was dead, call photoshop? I don't believe I trust your judgement.

Most sincerely,

Smaug the Golden

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Smaug, the stupi-endous,


I use photoshop to cut out elves from our photos.


-Kili

 

[GondorGirl]

Kili,

Don't talk to dead dragons, that's just not sensible.

Uncle Thorin (son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain)

 

[Ck-Oakenshield]

Dear gondorgirl,

Ooh. Nice siggy <3 I love thorin too

.Ck-Ok

 

[Copperfox]

Dear CK,

Concerning Mister Oakenshield: sitting in the cinema, I yelled at him, "No, no, no! Don't stand RIGHT OVER HIM!!! You're almost home free! Stay out of reach! Aaaaarrrgh!"

-- Copperfox

 

[GondorGirl]

The user known as Copperfox,

I am insulted that you don't think I know what I was doing. That was, of course, totally planned.

Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain

 

[Sopespian]

Dear GG,

*donates note*

Mike

 

[fernshirehobbit]

Dear Mike,

I have dirt on my hands from being out in the garden a few minutes ago. I probably should have washed them before touching the keyboard.

How are you doing these days?

~Fernie

 

[GondorGirl]

Fernie,

Due to the many many inches of snow outside, I cannot be out in my garden. Please enjoy yours for me.

GG