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I eat noodles in bowtie or shell form... so not many miles

Dear Person Below Me,

The time has come that the world will come to a close and you are granted to do one thing of your choosing. What will you do?
 
Finally have that breakfast on a hay bale that my friend promised me long ago and that we never got around to.

How would you describe the geometrical shape of the number 4?
 
Fluffy. Very fluffy.

If you could steal one hairbrush in the entire world, whose hairbrush would you steal?
 
Elementary Transfiguration, my dear Watson. (Actually, that is a lie. You wouldn't be able to perform Transfiguration at that level for several more years, at least.)

What should you do if a violin plays a human?
 
Applaud. What an excellent dramatic performance. What kind of makeup did they use?

If I were to make dinner out of the contents of your glove compartment what could I make?
 
What a good question. I'm almost sad I don't have a glove compartment. Worse still, I couldn't make dinner out of anything in any compartment of the kitchen, and settled for frozen pizza.

If you could draw on the sky, what would you draw?
 
Yes. There, all done.

What if my job is really fake, and I'm just imagining that I'm working and earning money?
 
They are speaking the language of the Eleusian Mysteries, which the plebian herd (i.e. humans) are not enlightened enough to understand.

Why isn't politics funnier?
 
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