You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am glad thou thinkest so.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned; I think it's fun to use semi-colons.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned; I agree with thee.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned; it is often frustrating when people misuse them. However, I am guilty of doing so myself more often than I like to admit.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have more trouble with commas than semi-colons.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You're banned 'cause I don't usually play this game.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for it is nice to see thee here.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am thirsty.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for so am I.

 

[Liz]

You're banned, because I'm tired. And when I'm tired I'm not in the mood for Shakespearian language.

 

[HighKingPeterMagnificent]

thou art banned because I have a recent obsession with Beauty and the Beast.

 

[Liz]

You're banned, because your obsessions are not my problem!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for my laptop is making me hot.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

you're banned because, NIGHTFURY!

 

[Glenburne]

Submit to the Tongue, infidel!

Thou art banned from the presence of the Commune henceforth, even forever more; a terrible prospect, since the Commune doth envelop thee, and to be banned from the Commune's presence must inevitably result in nonexistence.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for because the essence of the Commune is contradiction, although thou sayest thou art banning Mewsie from the presence of the Commune, in truth, thou art banning her farther into it.

 

[GondorGirl]

You're banned for going to Alaska without me.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because of the sunshine

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for the sun is shining here. There are not even any clouds!

You're banned for going to Alaska without me.

You should have come in my suitcase.

 

[GondorGirl]

You're banned for not having a bigger suitcase.