You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have a ginormous suitcase.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thy logic hath pleased the Commune. Bananas upon thy noble person!

 

[Liz]

You're banned for always refering to this elusive Commune, whatever that it!!

 

[Copperfox]

And you're banned from here, in order that you can come to the opening of the Colorado Renaissance Festival on Saturday! We happen to have THE MOST beautiful princess-actress who ever worked for any festival of this type.

 

[Liz]

You are banned, because I'm unable to attend that festival, although I would like to come.

 

[Copperfox]

Then you're banned only as far away as the Renaissance Festivals thread in "Other Fantasy Worlds," where you can at least read about it.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I own my own personal camera now, and am extremely excited about it.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for my minion's failure's to resurrect the other two addiction threads.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for am I your minion?

 

[Lossëndil]

Did I say so? Are you an invisible fairy the size of an elf who infests my dormroom and keeps getting underfoot?

wait... are you??

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I am not. And what decides the size of elves anyway? The ones in LotR aren't diminutive.

 

[Lossëndil]

you know what I meant. -.-

You're banned for your non-minionness. But perhaps that could be remedied. (I love that word, remedied. )

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for so do I. "Shenanigans" is also a good word.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for I wager thou knowest not the word "defenestrate." ('Tis a very useful word in the land of the insane.)

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for ye wager correctly. What dost that word mean?

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for thy sloth! Know ye not a dictionary? Or that magical being the internet?

(in other words, look it up. )

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I was trying to be polite. I figured ye wanted the privilege of telling me. *insulted sniff*

Thou art doubly banned, for that is an excellent word indeed! I shall have to incorporate it into my daily vocabulary as often as possible.

 

[HighKingPeterMagnificent]

thou art banned, because I am too lazy to look that word up. i blame the evil overlordess of dictionary.com! 'tis ever so hard to find out what a word means there.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for when I wish to look up a word, I type it into a Word document.

Thou art banned for I wager thou knowest not the word "defenestrate." ('Tis a very useful word in the land of the insane.)

That's hilarious. Who would have thought there'd be a word for that?!

 

[VictorianLady]

It is not maidenly, O Zella, to find such a passing cruel act as "defenestration" hilarious. For this, thy misplaced laughter, thou art banned.