You're Banned! II

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for that makest my heart glad; I would be distraught shouldst thou have perished over a phone call.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for 'tis good to know it would have caused thee grief, but I would not wish to do such to thee.

 

[Copperfox]

Yous is banned, because of your English am not as good as my are.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for that made me laugh.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I had to read over Copperfox's statement three times to figure out what he doth be attempting to express.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for that is what happens when people cannot speak proper English.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thy electronic tongue doth protrude from thy electronic mouth; mayhap proving worse than poor grammar.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned, for thou hast succeeded in dragging me from yonder world o' scholarly studies to this land of fantasies, e'en though 'tis not a Friday.

Thank goodness my scholarly studies hath barely begun.

(Ahhh! My Shakespearian! 'Tis gone!)

 

[Glenburne]

Thou'rt in a sad state, O damsel, and I bemoan the loss of the Tongue that ought to enrapture thy oral organs. For thy backsliding, thou'rt banned; but I do greet thee warmly, e'en with tomatoes of gladness.

 

[Lossëndil]

Must thou post so quickly on yon various threads? 'Tis hard to keep with thy pace! Thou art banned, for thou maketh me verily out o' breath...

 

[Glenburne]

Thou'rt banned, for thou hast at least as much speed. Fie on thee!

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou'rt banned, for't surely seemeth otherwise for me.

 

[Glenburne]

And to me. *glares* Thou shouldest not disagree with thy...something or other. Do thou obeisance! And thou art banned.

 

[Lossëndil]

"with thy..." pupil in duffership? Nay, 'tis unfair of me to rely on seniority on these lawns. And thou art banned for't.

 

[Glenburne]

*sniffleth* *banneth Lossiful*

 

[Lossëndil]

How many more names will thou bestoweth upon me, Lady Glenburnita?

 

[Lossëndil]

And thou'rt banned.

 

[Glenburne]

And thou'rt banned.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for failing to include a reason for thy banning of one another.

 

[Glenburne]

And...thou'rt banned.