You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I will not share my soup with thee.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I dreweth a picture today.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for I dreweth a pictured today.

For thy typo, thou art banned.

 

[Zella]

For correcting Miss D's typo, thou art banned.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I made many grammar errors in my posts last night, although I didst manage to correct many before posting. Eventually I gave up and went to bed.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for I do ban thee into greater harmony with the Commune. Embrace the ban within thee; it doth cause thee to become the person though oughtest to be.

 

[Aslan-Edmund-Lucy]

You are banned because I said so.

 

[Glenburne]

Hold thy tongue; for thou hast not the Tongue, wherefore I do hereby reject thee and ban thee into the Commune which doth encompass thee.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for if thou dost not take care, thou wilt scare away that Rare and Highly Esteemed creature - a New Member and Youngling Duffer - which hast entered into our midst.

 

[Lossëndil]

And thou art banned for thy wise words and e'en the return of yon other Rare and Highy Esteemed Creatures, Member o' Old.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, Lossy dear, for I am most heartily glad to see thee posting.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned, lady Zella, for I most regret my prolonged absence from these lawns.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I hope thou wilt be able to get on more frequently now.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned into further communion with the Commune, for thy honorable and effective use of the Tongue.

 

[Lossëndil]

And thou art banned for thy lack of cookies.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned for consorting with Miraz. Wouldst thou consume this cookie, most indubitably fresh from Derny's oven?

 

[Sopespian]

*eats cookie* Why, thank you, Glenburne! But you're still banned for promoting the domestication of mad buffaloes, which is hardly ethical (or so Toodles tells me.) So I'm doing the honorable and ethical thing: I'm releasing Toodles into the wild. Goodbye, Noodlehead!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for treating animals un-ethically by dumping chicken noodle soup upon their poor, innocent heads.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for this lovely forum presented me with the "The server is too busy" message this evening; I have chosen to take this as a good sign.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for the Sign hath not been seen since the week previous, as the Commune that doth encompass thee desireth.