You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for upon mine examination in the morn, I shall meet my end. Yea, verily, I shall die the death of many, and my dust shall pass after the death of the thousands who lie in yon cemetery upon the ground of mine university. Their epitaphs read thus:

"Jehoshaphat Pulenowski.
TESTED TO DEATH."

"Sarah Smith.
A nice girl, save the fact that she
Could never count past thirty-three."

"Orrin Rawlings.
If you feel pity now for me
Go to the University
Tell them that math brings naught but ill
It left me lying white and still."
 
Thou art banned, for a few months ago, I had inspiration for my epitaph. :p I would want a stone angel statue on my grave, and the inscription would read, "Don't even blink, blink and you're dead." :D You won't get this unless you've seen the Doctor Who episodes with the weeping angels in them, but still, there is philisophical value to the statement, for life goes so fast that we are gone in the blinking of an eye. :D
 
Thou art banned, for all the references to science fiction programs that I have ne'er viewed do make me mad. In the earlier sense of the last word.
 
As in, they may cause me to bay at the moon, but they do not cause anger to exude from my being. "Mad" doth have one definition too many.

And, thou art banned.
 
Thou art banned, for I love Doctor Who.

MissReepicheep said:
Thou art banned, for a few months ago, I had inspiration for my epitaph. :p I would want a stone angel statue on my grave, and the inscription would read, "Don't even blink, blink and you're dead." :D You won't get this unless you've seen the Doctor Who episodes with the weeping angels in them, but still, there is philisophical value to the statement, for life goes so fast that we are gone in the blinking of an eye. :D
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That was perfect timing! I just watched Blink this evening! That is an amazing idea. Hilarious.:D People who have will watched Doctor Who will laugh, and people who haven't will look and think, "What on earth is so funny?"
 
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That was perfect timing! I just watched Blink this evening! That is an amazing idea. Hilarious.:D People who have will watched Doctor Who will laugh, and [p]eople who haven't will look and think, "What on earth is so funny?"
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*looks and thinks, "What on earth is so funny?"*

And thou art banned for thy typographical error.
 
for unfinished papers...

(I've been spamming TDL with complaints about that paper for the past hour now... intermittently attempting to last-minute-research it... okay, I'll stop now.)
 
Not so much paper format, but analyzing American involvement in Syria so far with what we have learned in class. I.e. attempting to fit American policies into neat little theories.

Thou art banend for thy early rising.
 
Thou art banned, for thou should'st not ban the Lossy-tree, but rather show her thy sincere sorrow at her struggles.

Lossëndil said:
Not so much paper format, but analyzing American involvement in Syria so far with what we have learned in class. I.e. attempting to fit American policies into neat little theories.

Thou art banend for thy early rising.
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And thou art banned for thy typographical error. Why is't that I can type accurately in the eighth hour, when thou canst not in the tenth?
 
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