You're Banned! II

The plague. I refuse to discuss it further, for it hath me traumatized, and this advice I do now offer unto thee: never do an entire project studying the effects of unsaid plague. 'Tis bad for the health of thy mind: indeed, I feared I was losing my mind, which I have until this point kept. 'Tis my brain that hath disappeared into the inner darkness; that is, GG's stomach.

Thou art banned for not understanding to which p. I did refer. Am too traumatized to further discuss the subject. It's a history major problem, evidently.
 
Thou art banned, for I believe I know to which plague thou dost refer. However, I shalt not name it, for I have no wish to traumatize thee further.
 
I thank thee. :) I am so grateful unto thee that I cannot bring myself to ban thee. In fact, I feel an urge to bend down unto thy feet and kiss them. However, I value my reputation and shall therefore duly restrain my gratitude.
 
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest not besmirch Bunny's repute by placing him within thy nefarious post.
 
Thou art banned for failing to ban Freckles for her failure to ban thee in the Tongue. I refuse to diagram the preceding sentence....
 
Thou art banned, for when this thread gets too big and a new one must be made, that new one should be called "Thou art Banned", not "You're Banned". :D
 
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest bungee-jump. Yea, bungee-jump, and all eternity will lay itself before thee, and thou shalt be wise. And when thou art wise, thou shalt know the Way of the Banana, and the Secret of the Mighty Aardvarks of Old, and thou shalt ascend unto the heights of the Cliff. And bliss shall be upon thee, and thou shalt be upon a pineapple. And the pineapple shall say unto thee, "What doest thou, and where dost thou go?" And thou shalt say, "I be a sojourner, as my fathers were before me, and do wander the earth seeking the Lost Grape of Truth." And the pineapple shall smite thee hip and thigh, and say unto thee, "Fie! How darest thou to seek another of less stature. For 'tis no Lost Grape of Truth, but the Great Pineapple of the Universe." And thou shalt differ, and he shall slay thee, but let not that trouble thee, for thy tombstone shall be writ in Elvish.
 
Thou art banned, for, although a tombstone writ in Elvish wouldst be very pleasing unto me, I have no wish to bungee-jump.
 
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest wish. Yea verily, thou shouldest allow thy desires to rule thee. Then thou wouldest have good self-esteem, and thou wouldest be accepted into the kingdom of the psychologists. Blessed are they over whom depression hath no power, for they have dreams and meditate upon Tangled both day and night upon their beds.
 
Glenburne said:
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest wish. Yea verily, thou shouldest allow thy desires to rule thee. Then thou wouldest have good self-esteem, and thou wouldest be accepted into the kingdom of the psychologists. Blessed are they over whom depression hath no power, for they have dreams and meditate upon Tangled both day and night upon their beds.
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You are banned, because I'm currently laughing my head off. :D
 
Thou art banned, for thy head cometh off altogether too easily (having been severed by the High King Peter in that memorable battle :D); and moreover hast thou manifestly failed so to ban the esteemed Glenburne in like fashion as hath been solemnly instituted and practised herein, namely in Ye Olde Englishe style.
 
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