You're Banned! II

[Elsesta]

Banned ye are, fer I wad gladly cross swords wi' Glenburne. I wad reclaim my cake, bed, and etc.

GG and Dr. Byrne, Umph!

 

[LocoRoco]

Banned because beds are comfy and cake is nommy.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thou art ignoring the issue at hand! Elsesta, thou dishonorable Scott, call out thy second, for we shall settle this bitter feud as men of old have done.

Except we are not men. Or old. But whatever.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Thou art banned, for thou art ignoring the issue at hand! Elsesta, thou dishonorable Scott, call out thy second, for we shall settle this bitter feud as men of old have done.

Except we are not men. Or old. But whatever.

HA! You're banned for not talking like Shakesphere like you usually do.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I too find it amusing. I guess she wanted to make a point.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Thou art banned, for I too find it amusing. I guess she wanted to make a point.

Heh, you're banned because, you did it too!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I hast not been so deliberate in my Shakespearian as of late, although I dost always being with "thou art". Unfortunately, it is not unusual for me to lapse out in the rest of the post.

 

[Elsesta]

Troth, ye're a' banned for coming between me and my enemy.

I ask MissReep or ~Lava~ to second me. I hae gi'en ye warning; prepare yerself dauring scoundrel.

 

[Glenburne]

And I request Zella to be my second. I also ban thee from thy bathroom mirror. Choose thee the weapons.

 

[susan rocks!]

Erm, Iban thou because I have no idea what's going on. None. At all.

 

[Glenburne]

Go thou back and read the last three pages of posts, and thou shalt be enlightened. Thou art banned for not attempting this upon thine own. And thou mayest be a spectator whilst I instruct Elsesta in the paths of honor.

 

[susan rocks!]

Ok... You're banned for typing like your a couple of centuries behind me.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou fiend, surrender to the Tongue, or thou shalt be banned--thou, and thy ox, and thy ass; the stranger that is within thy gates; thy neighbor's house, and thy neighbor's chickens, unto the fourth generation of them that rebel against the Tongue.

 

[Elsesta]

Glenburne, let it e'en be ta auld way, wi' swords, A l'outrance, I think. Today at noon, and ta place I leave to yer choose. A grave yard wad be convenient for yer sair end.

Though I love ta auld whiggery Shakespeare, I'll spake it nae more til' we fight. Banned, for I'll end your rampage on our lives. I end, to many words hae passed between us.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou foul villain, I ban thee with all that lieth in me. I choose not a grave yard, but Cliff. At the top of Cliff we shall cross swords, that all may see and know that Scots have neither part nor lot in Dufferland.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I should be honored to be thy second.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for I thank thee, O most noble compatriot.

 

[LocoRoco]

Thou art banned. Tis all as I am too lazy to translate it into thine tongues.

 

[Elsesta]

Thou art banned, for I may again speak our noble tongue, which I fear me thou dost not appreciate. For this, also ye are banned.

The duel hath been played. Mine honor is satisfied. Nay, ye need not fear for Glenburne, I have even spared.

 

[Glenburne]

Whence and whither? I did not know that we dueled...shew proof unto me, or I shalt ban thee unto the end of the age. (The Fourth Age. )