You're Banned! II

I ban thy obnoxious self for the following reasons:

1. Thou didst not use the appropriate speech of the Tongue in thy post.
2. Thou and Mr. Green are friends.
3. I feel like it. (Shut it, Toodles. Banning is too ethical. Really.)
 
Thou art banned, for there was no particular reason for the monkey. I felt like putting it there, so I did.

Thou art also banned, for thy third point made me chuckle.
 
Thou art banned, for--

(Interruption by Toodles. Short commercial in the middle of the regularly scheduled programming so that Glen can tape Toodles' mouth shut.)

Anyhow, thou art banned.
 
Thou art banned for allowing me to name my character's stuffed buffalo Toodles. :D Thou hast no idea what fan that has been. :D
 
Dost thou speak truly? 'Twould be a noble thing to do. In any case, thou art banned, D, for not following in the steps of the admirable Zella.
 
Thou art banned, for I cannot eat at McDonalds because of my allergies, but if I had an occasion to go somewhere dressed as a tree, that would be fun, as long as I had the moral support of other people also dressed in silly costumes. :D
 
Thou art banned for all thy allergies (but be of good cheer, my allergic-to-everything-except-possibly-himself little brother understandeth thee).
 
xD Poor guy.

Thou art banned, for I can have gluten again. :D This is very exciting, however, I shall never be able to have artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives again, and thus fast food shall always be off-limits, although I suppose that is a good thing. ;)
 
'Tis, for I avoid all three, though at times of sore need (i.e. college) or desperate craving (i.e. ice cream) I give in. In any case, thou art banned, for brown rice pasta is better for thee than gluteny (?) pasta.
 
Thou art banned, for I think so too. At least, I think I think so. It's been so long since I've had "normal" pasta that I can't make a solid comparison.
 
Forsooth, brown rice pasta maketh my stomach to feel more blissful than doth glutenate pasta, which seemeth my stomach to clog. In any case, thou art banned.
 
You're banned because no matter how long I seem to spend away from this forum when I come back you guys are still speaking in Shakespearian. :p
 
Thou art banned, for thou speakest not the Tongue. Fie upon thee, and upon thy children unto the fourth generation of them that speak not as they ought. Forsooth, thou shouldest be ashamed. Eat thou thy cheese, and thou shalt find enlightenment, and shall learn to speak that which thou shouldst speak.
 
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