You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for I am more tolerant of Boromir in the movie, but I still do not like him. Denethor, on the other hand, I like less in the movie, and that is saying something.
 
Thou art banned, for I thought that Boromir in the book would bear less blame: the movie Boromir bore the Ring always in mind. I do agree with thee, however, upon Denathor. (And they messed up Faramir, too. *pouts*)
 
Thou art banned, for they did it to Theoden, too--except I did like Faramir better, and therefore it doth me grieve even further.
 
Thou art banned, for I kind of like Faramir in the movie. :eek: I mean, I would be happier if they had followed the book, but they did the added storyline well enough that I'm okay with how things are.
 
Thou art banned for ending the conversation about Faramir (who is probably better in the extended version, which I haven't seen yet).
 
Thou art banned, for I like the extended versions.

MissReepicheep said:
Thou art banned, for I kind of like Faramir in the movie. :eek: I mean, I would be happier if they had followed the book, but they did the added storyline well enough that I'm okay with how things are.
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In the extended version, it does work, but I still don't like it quite as much.

Soldier of Aslan said:
You are banned for being awesome and not talking to me in months! :D
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So she's awesome because she hasn't talked to you in months?:p
 
You are banned because your user name includes both the first and last letters of the alphabet, but in reverse order. And if you reverse the letters in your name it spells "Allez!" which means "Go!" in French.
 
Thou art banned, for thou hast failed to use that blessed Tongue which doth this thread unite. Fie on thee!

Zella said:
Thou art banned, for I like the extended versions.
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Thou art also banned for reminding me of how much I want to see them--I've been hearing that the narrative flow makes a lot more sense. I guess I didn't notice the choppiness of the regular versions on the first go-round, but some parts seem confusing as I think back. Particularly the stuff with Frodo, Sam, and Faramir in the second movie--Ringbearer or not, Frodo doesn't show up much, and Faramir's characterization doesn't make much sense.
 
Thou art banned, for I also much desire to see the extended versions. For I have heard the song which Eowyn sings in The Two Towers, and was much pleased thereby.
 
Thou art banned for increasing mine own desire--thou, and my history professor, who did discuss LOTR in class today. Grievous woe be upon thine head--thine, and thy cow's head, and thy sheep's; and upon the head of thy bed, and moreover upon its feet.
 
Thou art banned, for I have neither cow, nor sheep, neither head of a bed.
And upon my head that seemeth to me to be the top, which I shall call the crown, not head.

Yet as to thy words upon the feet of my repose, I must even makest the floor my resting place.
 
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Thou art banned for sleeping on the floor. Didst not thy mummy tell thee? "Sleep not upon the floor, for it is brown, and brown it shall turn thee. Then shalt thou say: 'O grievous day of brownness, for my face now hath the grain of an oak tree, and a knot lieth upon my nose'." And thy mummy shall say, "I told thee so." And thou shalt say, "Thou art most unkind." And thy mummy shall say, "Fie upon thee. Dost thou not know that thou shouldest never speak so unto she from whence thou came?" And thou shalt say, "What dost 'fie' mean? For I know not." Then shalt thy mummy forsake all hope of thee, and cast thee from her doorstep and upon the circle of the earth, where thou shalt wander homeless for the rest of thy days.
 
Glenburne said:
Thou art banned for sleeping on the floor. Didst not thy mummy tell thee? "Sleep not upon the floor, for it is brown, and brown it shall turn thee. Then shalt thou say: 'O grievous day of brownness, for my face now hath the grain of an oak tree, and a knot lieth upon my nose'." And thy mummy shall say, "I told thee so." And thou shalt say, "Thou art most unkind." And thy mummy shall say, "Fie upon thee. Dost thou not know that thou shouldest never speak so unto she from whence thou came?" And thou shalt say, "What dost 'fie' mean? For I know not." Then shalt thy mummy forsake all hope of thee, and cast thee from her doorstep and upon the circle of the earth, where thou shalt wander homeless for the rest of thy days.
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You're not banned, you're orchestra.
 
Copperfox said:
You're not banned, you're orchestra.
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Thou art banned thrice. Firstly, thou hast forsaken our noble language. And again, thou hast hast not banned where thou shouldst have banned. Lastly thou art banned for thy words are a puzzle to me. For if thou likest her words, I am much displeased because of thy pleasure in my brownness.


Glenburne said:
Thou art banned for sleeping on the floor. Didst not thy mummy tell thee? "Sleep not upon the floor, for it is brown, and brown it shall turn thee. Then shalt thou say: 'O grievous day of brownness, for my face now hath the grain of an oak tree, and a knot lieth upon my nose'." And thy mummy shall say, "I told thee so." And thou shalt say, "Thou art most unkind." And thy mummy shall say, "Fie upon thee. Dost thou not know that thou shouldest never speak so unto she from whence thou came?" And thou shalt say, "What dost 'fie' mean? For I know not." Then shalt thy mummy forsake all hope of thee, and cast thee from her doorstep and upon the circle of the earth, where thou shalt wander homeless for the rest of thy days.
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Thou art banned for thy ban upon my bed. For then should I have not turned brown. Narnia at least hath welcomed me as a wood nymph, but thou shalt wander in the land of the forsaken pencil. Where all is white and gray, where clouds appeareth to be paper shreds, and where the lonely pencil draweth his anger in world globes.
 
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The forsaken pencil? He hath not birth nor parentage, and thou art banned for mentioning the name of such a plebian in my presence.
 
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