You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, For thou also hast played one too many games! For I noted that thou hast voted for my death in mafia! And what is worthier of banning then this?
 
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Valid, or true? Forsooth, it seemeth that the logicians have differentiated betwixt them. Thou art banned, for I believe that thou meant "true," not "valid."
 
Many have sought words to ban thee yet the truth of your words can they not dispute, but I may and will. Thou art banned, for I appreciated the author’s intention.
 
Thou art banned for thy excellent use of the Tongue. Fair maiden, I ween that thou art of a noble heritage, for only those folk can speak the Tongue with such excellence. (Excepting those of us who suffer from TMLD--Too Much Literature Disorder.)
 
Thou art banned, since thou, in thy gracious words hast given me naught for which to ban thee. I cannot yet find in my heart to ban thee for thy TMLD knowledge of our Tongue. But I say to thee it were better to speak it through right of birth and I would that thou were of my royal lineage. Still I am pleased at thy knowledge, for thou indeed are’t well skilled in it.
 
Thou art banned, for thou hast a lovely user name.

Glenburne said:
Valid, or true? Forsooth, it seemeth that the logicians have differentiated betwixt them. Thou art banned, for I believe that thou meant "true," not "valid."
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I did not mean "true." One of the meanings of valid is, "reasonable or justifiable in the circumstances," which certainly applies.
 
To Zella: 'tis not the definition, I ween, that logicians use. And so thou art banned. But pardon may come unto thee if thou undertake pilgrimage to Mecca. And why unto Mecca, thou dost ask? To Mecca, for there thou shalt see dust. And why must I see dust, thou dost inquire? Thou must see dust for it is dust that maketh the core of thy being. And why not American dust, thou sayest?

Thou mayest answer that inquiry thyself.

To Elsesta: Thou art banned for thy cheese. Ponder the mystery of cheese, and thou shalt escape. But if thou ponder not, thou shalt utterly perish.
 
Thou art banned, my dear maiden Glen, for after my long and weary travels through the ensnaring fields of Graphousa [writing] and daunting trials of Embasanizdόmenos [tested, examined] which near maddened me, I tell thee, it greatly gladdens mine heart to hear companions of old speak this familiar tongue once more. Though faint with hunger and weariness, and though soon I shalt be sent forth again to brave yon perils, my heart shines with hope, that all shall be triumphed and we shall dine again in the banquet halls of overflowing wine that sweetens the soul.
 
You are banned because I hope you will be feeling better soon, especially in this time of finals and tests... May you have strength and health to do your best... (And please drink lots of hot water with lemon)
 
You're banned because she was banning you BECAUSE your signature was awesome so you just banned her for the same reason.
 
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