You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned for forgetting.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for not inserting a space between thy punctuation and thy smiley.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

you're banned because I'm upset and so now I'm not going to be able to fall asleep and I'm sick and my life stinks.
And Skittles. Skittles bans you. For no reason. Skittles.

 

[Benisse]

You're banned because a shiny iridescent Ban Button just descended from the Clouds, from the Land of "Turn-That-Frown-Upside-Down" -- and I could Not resist pushing its shiny pearlized opalescence.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You are banned because Inspector Javert says so.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned for thy neglect of the Tongue, and for thy obsession with Frenchmen (foul beings!) and Russians.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You are banned because the forum messed up.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for 'tis Wednesday.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Thou art banned because WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON WEDNESDAY!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am fairly certain that is not how the song goes.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for this thread needeth the art of a physician.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for thou seemest to have solved the problem.

 

[Elsesta]

Thou art banned, for implying the problem hath been solved. For sooth, it hath not been brought to my attention that thou art crowned queen, so where the authority to appoint to the post of physician one who may not be well qualified to perform such a task.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for being gone so long! Welcome back!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I like thy avatar.

 

[Lady Lasaraleen]

you are banned because I'm playing carols in November

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for having a Chesterton quote in thy signature.

 

[Benisse]

Thou art banned for Thanksgiving draweth nigh!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, because my family is going to my uncle's farm in the mountains. I'm really excited about it.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for that sounds very fun.