You're Banned! II

I do not flaunt him! Forsooth, he hath his own mind, and thou dost expect me to treat him as an infant? Fie upon thee! thou art banned.
 
Thou heathen! How shalt thou watch a bear that weareth a red shirt? For, verily, all bears since olden time have worn tunics of golden colour. Thou shalt not watch a red-shirted bear, unless thou wouldst be smitten hip and high. *bans*
 
Art thou ignoring my previous banning of thee? Thou heathen, leave thy shower and clothe thy bear in golden robes. Then thou shalt be wise, and thou shalt know the way of knowledge and the paths of judgment. Then thou shalt understand the honor of cheese, and the value of a potato.

Until thou dost recognize thy error, thou art banned.
 
Thou art banned, for 'twas not me who watched the Winnie the Pooh movie. However, my bear wears white. And I DO understand the honor of cheese; to prove it, I shall quote here the poem I wrote in honor of cheese.

Stopping by a Cheese Shop While Walking My Dog in the City on a Quiet Night

Whose cheese this is I think I know.
He is away on business though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his cheese with eyes aglow.

My little dog must think it queer
To stop without a hydrant near
Between the clothes and frozen cakes
The slowest evening of the year.

He gives his floppy ears a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the beeps
My cell phone and my pager make.

The cheese is lovely, sharp, and cheap.
But I have promises to keep,
And lots to do before I sleep,
And lots to do before I sleep.
 
Thou art banned, for thy post in the "Health and Morality" thread was excellent, and I look forward to giving it reputation once then thing will let me again. :p
 
Of a truth, I can scare give reputation to anyone at present, and 't irks me to no end. (And, thou art banned.)
 
Thou art banned, for what art thou doing in GG's stomach? (For, though 'tis true she has eaten the universe, she has also eaten herself; and from the darkness, I deem that thou art inside the self that she has eaten.)
 
Thou art banned, for I hadst merely expressed that GG has two stomachs (not after the fashion of a cow, as they have four). There existeth her outer stomach, which holdeth the universe and herself, and looketh suspiciously like Derny's black hole; and her inner stomach, which holdeth things she has eaten specifically. Like thee, and my brain. And, indeed, my brain agreeth with thee--it is dark in there.
 
Thou art banned, for she spoke thus on p. 547. But thou dost but rarely attempt to catch up on the parts of threads that thou hast not read....
 
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