Thou art banned, for I do not know why. Grievously (to Mike), that was not a sarcastic statement. Far be it from me to pay attention to the SuperBowl (or whatever it is).
Thou art banned, for I know not what this week doth seem, for I have been chopped upon the block (of student teaching preparation classes), and I fear that I am in pieces. But the pieces are symmetrical, and therefore my professor shall be pleased.