You're Banned! II

Thou art banned for thou art a poor soul lost in frightful illusions. Surely, thou wouldst not be a moderator, for they live in the fearful mod lounge and must need deal with the fearful DLF who serveth not even them.
 
Thou art banned, for now I do understand in full why Lieke doth so dislike Shakespearian (and that hugging Oly hath the quality of hugging such thing as a fire hydrant). How instructive are the old threads.
 
Ah, but I have not read all the ancient words of wisdom, wilt thou kindly point me down the correct rabbit hole, my lady?

And thou art banned for speaking of what I know not. I like it not when ye youngsters knowest more than I. (Yet when hath I grown old?)

EDIT: Thou art banned, DTD, for I have just read the magister's words. Congratulations. As for the DLF? I refer thee to our Encyclopedia (sticked at top of Dufferland).
 
I had forgotten that Lieke is Dutch. Shakespearian is hard enough for native English-speakers to read, let alone non-native speakers. It was being discussed in the Duffer Boot Camp thread somewhere after Oly's epic.

*ahem* Thou art banned for thy treeness, a word not created by me, but rather by my philosophy professor.

EDIT: Thou art banned, DTAD, for the DLF liveth behind the fridge in the Mod Lounge, and it hath the quality of being evil...we have grave need a Duffer Encyclopedia entry for it, an entry that I canst not write, for I know not well its origins or its properties.
 
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Ya'll are banned because I haven't a clue what yer' talkin' about and I seem to have caught hill-billy disease *hiiii-yucup!*

How do duffer's hiccup? do they hiccup so hard they blow off their huge shoe and sock and fall over trying to get back up again?
You are also banned because I do not know the answer.
 
Thou art banned, for all that thou hast caught is the disease of watching too many cartoon shows that do hill people misrepresent. Thou shouldst venture far from thy television and meet said people. Then thy hiccups would not make thee ill.
 
Thou art banned because el Señor Verde's countenance displeaseth me. My mind's eye doth see him standing beside a broken dish, and the expression of his face is most unseemly.

Venture not to inquire into the meaning of "mind's eye." It is a mystery know only to the initiated, and holdeth a place among the higher secrets of mankind.
 
Thou art banned for the commune is one of contradictions. Therefore, an insult to it is but praise, and praise, but insult. Dost thou not know the nature of our commune?
 
Thou art banned because I do not understand the commune now. Which, if the commune is contradiction, means that I do understand it. (I think. xD)
 
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