You're Banned! II

Thou art banned for, speaking of hilarious plays, I must read "The Importance of Being Earnest", which my sister loves verily.
 
Thou art banned because it was written by Oscar Wilde. My sister thinks it's hilarious. She read me a chapter, and I was in stitches. The main characters are very witty. :D
 
Thou art banned, for truly, college seems not to be as busy as one would suspect. Tho' perhaps 'tis because I spend not my nights talking and singing and dancing, but sleep instead, as any normal person shouldst do. My close friends agrees that college may, perhaps, be even more leisurely than high school.
 
Nay, love it! Thou wouldst be able to chose what thou wish'st to learn, which is why I love it ever more.

Thou art banned for dreading college. :p
 
Thou art banned for I am not. And yet I am. It seem'st to depend upon whether I am in deNile at the moment of speaking.

As I am not, I think I am not a lossytree.

Thou art banned for confusing me...
 
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