Thou art banned because I did have reason- this is the "You're banned" thread and it is therefore my job to ban thee, regardless whether I give a reason. And thou art banned for doubting me.
Thou art banned, for the very maker of the thread ordered that we say "Your banned for (put funny banned reason)." Thou hast broken her rules, therefore, thou art banned.
Thou art banned for thy typo; 'make' ought to be 'maker'. Besides, I thought that the very basis of the commune was founded on contradiction. If that is the case, ye cannot tell me I have broken the rules.