You're Banned! II

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You are banned because you are all speaking like my Romeo and Juliet play I'm doing in school!!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because Glen doth say it is the language of the commune.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're all banned because I'm listening to Pablopavo's old song "Dym Dym".
How is the Polish word for smoke associated with death? Hm...

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for having a cool avvie.

 

[SingingDryad~]

Thou art banned for j'adore wolves-in Polish wilki.
(VEEL-KEE)

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for posting pronunciation! I could have figured it out by myself! Just kidding...

 

[SingingDryad~]

Thou art banned for I like posting pronounciation!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because pronunciation is super-helpful.

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I often wish books would contain a pronunciation guide.

 

[MissReepicheep]

You're banned because I totally agree! Especially with fantasy books, I tend to mispronounce character's names. It's bothersome.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because I like to put on fuzzy socks and slide around on wooden floors.

 

[MissReepicheep]

You're banned because I do, too!

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because I like ice-skating!

 

[MissReepicheep]

You're banned because so do I!

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for thou makest good process with thy endeavors of the month.

 

[MissReepicheep]

I thank thee. And thou art banned.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for thou bann'st me without reason.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because I did have reason- this is the "You're banned" thread and it is therefore my job to ban thee, regardless whether I give a reason. And thou art banned for doubting me.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned, for the very maker of the thread ordered that we say "Your banned for (put funny banned reason)." Thou hast broken her rules, therefore, thou art banned.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for thy typo; 'make' ought to be 'maker'. Besides, I thought that the very basis of the commune was founded on contradiction. If that is the case, ye cannot tell me I have broken the rules.