You're Banned! II

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for thou makest a good point.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because I have won this time. *condescending sniff*

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned, for 'tis not civil to be condescending. And hast thou forgotten? Ours is a commune of contradiction. Thou hast won, and that naturally entails that...?

 

[MissReepicheep]

AHHH! Thou art banned, for I did NOT win our argument!

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned, for too many capitals are not pleasing to the eye.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because I agree...

 

[Lossëndil]

thou art banned, for, on the other hand, the lack of capitals is much pleasing.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for refusing to be pleased. *whale-splats Lossy*

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for I hadst not refused to be pleased, I merely pointed out what is pleasing...

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for being difficult.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for I see that thou shouldst cease thy hunching o'er the computer. That thou mayst put thy time to better use, I shall cease posting. Truly, two hours are too long already!

('Tis not that I think it not noble. But I hath done this too many times, and I know'st how weary it may leave one. Now go off and do thy writing, or go for a walk: a wonderful remedy for over-computerness!)

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned because I was alternating between writing and TDL- I would never spend two hours just on TDL if no one was on! xD

 

[Lossëndil]

Apparently not everyone is as crazy as me.

But still, 2 hours in front of the computer? You're banned!

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for I followed thy advice and got off the computer for a while.

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I like your location. Can I come visit you sometime?

 

[Copperfox]

You're banned because John Wayne's real name was Marion Michael Morrison.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thy saying leadeth me to believe that the naming of children hath commonly been done so ill 'twould be better to refrain from christening, for the sake of sanity, or, perchance, of preventing playground comments to such poor children as do inherit names after the fashion of the above.

 

[Zella]

You're banned because I always feel bad for kids with strange names.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for I do too.

 

[SingingDryad~]

You're banned because my mother is kicking me off the computer.
(ok, not literally kicking...)