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  • peter: i dont know.
    tyson and lost boys: *crying*
    kay: i feel so bad!
    lonny: *still laughing*
    peter: lonny, you're not helping.
    lonny: *lauughs harder*
    kay: *facepalm*
    Me: Evil is my middle name, Alice.
    Alice: Isn't it- never mind.
    Me: Exactly.
    Attendant: I'm afraid I can't get you the hippo, and there's nothing you can do about it!!!
    Me: What do you mean? You could get fired!
    Attendant: Alice?
    Alice: What?
    Attendant: Contract.
    Alice: *gives contract*
    Attendant: I have to do whatever you want IN THE AIR.
    Me: We are in the air, stupid!
    Attendant: Nope. We've just landed.
    Eric: I agree...you are annoying
    Sam: You have someone who cares
    Eric: So??? We all should care about each other right now
    Peter: I agree
    Mr Beaver: So ladies...let me teach you the skills of archery
    Mr Beaver *teaches Nessa and Alice how to use their bow and arrows*
    Mr Beaver: Daughters of Eve and Sons of Adam are all natural talents here in Narnia
    kay: tell me about it!
    tyson: *pouting*
    lost boys: we're going over to tyson to pout with him.
    wendy: get back here, i dont want you --
    lost boys: *not paying attention*
    wendy: peter, do something!
    peter pan: why? *drinks mango-shake*
    wendy: !!! because i said so!
    peter pan: *eats papaya*
    Stranger: Be careful young lady
    Me: Me?
    Stranger: Yes you
    Me: Why?
    Stranger: I can't tell yet
    Sam *grins*
    Eric *glares at Sam*
    Alice: And what about me?
    Stranger: Maybe you can learn how to shoot arrows and she should learn it too
    Sam: Why not sword fighting?
    Stranger: Nope...it's too dangerous. We need archers
    kay: what should i do about tyson?
    ed: slap him!
    lost boys: YAY! A FIGHT!
    lonny: ed, what did you do!?
    edmund: *whistles innocently*
    lost boys: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
    kay: im not getting into any fight.
    lost boys; awwwwww......
    Stranger: Okay...let's get ready
    Everybody gets ready. Training begins
    Peter: I feel my skills coming back
    Me: My hockeyboy is doing great
    Tumnus: Yeah but he is large
    Sam: Whoa...this is more tough than I thought
    Stranger: Maybe the girls should practise too
    tyson: shall we kiss now?
    kay: uh. no.
    tyson: *pouts*
    cupid: that arrow's going to leave a mark.
    kay: i realize that.
    tyson: *still pouting*
    kay: *ignores tyson* *chases arrow*
    peter: *laughs* she looks like a puppy chasing its tail.
    kay: *closes eyes* i am not opening my eyes. i dont want to fall in love.
    good charlotte: *singing* I DONT WANNA BE IN LOVE --
    peter: SHUT UP!
    lonny: just dont look at tyson.
    tyson: FOUND YOU! *tickles kay*
    kay: opens eyes* *squeals* *looks at tyson*
    lucy: OH NO!
    lonny: I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
    kay: but nothings happening.
    Peter: MR BEAVER!!
    Beaver: Hello there!!
    Peter: I brought some friends with me
    Beaver: Good because your help is needed
    Tumnus: So...where are we going to learn how to fight?
    Beaver: First I want to introduce you to the others
    A whole group is standing together; fauns, centaurs, dwarfs, beavers, badgers
    Me: Then get me one. Now.
    Attendant: I can't!!!
    Me: Well, then, miss, I'm going to have to report you.
    Attendant: Oh you're kidding, right?
    Me: No. I'm dead serious.
    Alice: Abby... please...
    Me: DON'T!
    Attendant: This is my only job!
    Me: Well if you loved your job that much, you'd get me a BLUE HIPPO!!!!!!!
    Attendant: *sighs*
    Me: Eric.......be careful
    Eric: I will
    Me *kiss Eric*: I just don't want you to get hurt
    ERic: Don't worry
    Sam: Let's fight!
    Stranger: Not now....come on now
    Peter: Alright!
    Quack! Quack!
    Alice: Silly duck!!!
    Peter: He can be very useful but he must watch out
    Me: I want... a blue hippo.
    Attendant: OK THAT'S JUST CRAZY!!!
    Me: No it isn't. Look. *points to geography book*
    Attendant: *reads* 'The Blue Hippo is native to the island of Carribea in the Purple Ocean.'
    Alice: WHAT???
    Me: It says it RIGHT HERE!!! *points*
    Alice: What the- how did that get there??
    Me: I'm teling you, it's geography.
    Stranger: Now come on...we must train your fighting skills
    Peter: I feel they are coming back
    Stranger: Because you are the High King so you will soon be the best fighter again
    Me: Do we have to fight?
    Stranger: Rather not but I will teach you anyway
    Alice: Great
    Me: I agree
    Stranger: First you will meet the others
    Attendant: Here's cable.
    Me: How'd you get it?
    Attendant: We have spare ones in the back for crazy passengers.
    Me: Oooh... hook it up.
    Attendant: What???
    Me: I said, hook it up.
    Attendant: I can't!!! There are no hook-up thingys on this plane!!!
    Me: Alice?
    Alice: What?
    Me: Show her the contract.
    Alice: *sighs, lifts it up*
    Attendant: *grumbles something that sounds like 'low pay job' and 'stupid passenger'*
    Eric: Sam..........stop!
    Sam: Yes........dad
    Eric *facepalm*: Please...........
    Stranger: I don't think Goldberry will love it when you do this to your friends Sam
    Sam *blushes*: Okay....let's go
    Stranger: Soon he won't even have time to do this anymore because we are going to be in a battle
    Peter: Even Eustace wasn't that annoying before he changed
    Me *hold Eric tightly*: I hope we won't get into trouble
    Eric: I'm here to defend you
    Sam: Awwwwwww.......true love!
    Eric *glares at Sam*: Are you an alien or something?
    Sam: Yes, I'm ET
    Alice: Even ET was nice
    Peter *grins*: I agree
    Quack! Quack!
    Tumnus: he wants us to hurry up
    Stranger: We are coming
    Me: I agree with Alice
    Peter: Why do you agre?
    Me: Because I think the same and it isn't negative but just ...just..you know
    Eric: I know...but we have no other choice
    Stranger: Come on...let's go
    Me: Okay...where are we going now?
    Stranger: We are going to the others
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