Lady of Narnia

Stranger: And don't mention Aslan before they do. Some might only use his name when you start it
Sam: That's what Goldberry's father said
Tumnus; Your father-in-law you mean?
Sam *blushes*: Thanks Tum
Tumnus *grins*: You're welcome
Stranger: You must learn how to fight. Especially the guys. Because you must fight
Me *gasp*: BUT HOW CAN WE FIGHT????
Stranger: There are more men over here to help you. Not everybody is kidnapped

Peter: And we all know you love Goldberry
Sam: So what???
Me: We all know Sam is annoying
Sam: We all know you will be a mom soon
Me* gasp*: SAM!!!!! I don't even know it myself so SHUT UP!
Sam *grins*: I know for sure......
Tumnus *facepalm*: GREAT!
Stranger: We will talk about personal things later but now we must talk about other things. Have you seen telmarins?
Alice: Yes, and giants
Stranger: Great......this means they are taking people again
Peter: You mean they are kidnapping our people?
Stranger: Kinda

Peter: Okay, let's go
Alice: Don't walk so quick
Peter: We must hurry up
Sam: Poor Peter
Alice: Sigh
Eric: Come on Nessa, Tumnus
Tumnus: I'm right here
Stranger: Here you are safe because this is a secret place. Aslan Himself brought us here

Sam: That's why I never will be friends with the duck again
Quack! Quack!
Sam: I don't care you are never be friends with me anymore.....
Me *hold Eric's hand*: I wish we would finally knew where we should go
Stranger: You will find out now my lady
Peter: Huh????
Stranger: Remember me? I told you to go here and now you are here
Peter: Okay...what to do next?
Stranger: Come with me...I will lead you to our people
Alice: We must be aware
Sam: Goldberry's father told us not to trust everybody
Alice: You remembered a lot from Goldberry

( And he already has become a forum member without even being a member at all )

Alyosha *quickly bites Sam bit not hard*
Sam: WAITTT!!
Alyosha *kisses Sam*
Sam: You mean duck!
Me: Alyosha is not going to bite Alice, Sam. If he does, he might be sick or Alice might be very mean but both is not going to happen
Sam: Why are you on Alice's side?
Me: Why would I be with stupid?
Peter *laughs*
Sam: I will get you for this Nessa *starts to grin* I know it is true
Me: STOP IT!
Tumnus *whacks Sam*

kay: phew. i mean, i like him - but cupid's arrow made him reaaaally bad.
lonny: tell me about it. *drinks starbucks*
peter: i thought this was a tea-pool?
lonny: well, i want my hot chocolate.
peter: *shrug*
tyson: OHHH KAAAAY!
kay: *hits head against bottom of the pool* just shoot me now.
cupid: *shoots arrow*
lonny: oh no!!!!

kay: *swims away from tyson*
lonny: psst, down here.
kay: *sinks* hello
tyson: KAYYYYYY!
kay: *facepalm*
lonny: what happened.
kay: love happened.
peter; and cupid came.
lonny: well, i know that! *waves arrow*

( And he understands us and we understand him I don't want to miss him in our convo )

Quack! Quack! *kisses Sam*
Sam: Now you kiss me but you will bite me again
Quack! Quack!
Sam: So you only bite your true friends? Like us? Nice to know
Alice *ROTFL*
Peter *starts laughing too*
Sam: Nice friends
Me: I must admit they are right Sam
Sam: Don't you start too

Quack! Quack!
Sam: GO AWAY! First you bit me and now you want to be friends??
Alyosha *jumps on Sam's back* (I really love Alyosha )
Sam: NO! GO AWAY!!!
Alice *grins*
Peter: As long as this place is safe we must hurry up
Tumnus: I'm running
Eric: Me too
Me *grab Eric's arm*: Not sooo fast!

Me: I'm tired
Eric *grins*: Maybe.....
Me: Eric........*pokes Eric*
Tumnus: Let's go now!
Peter: Alright.......*sigh*
Sam *grins*
Alice: Sam.........
Sam: BUT I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!!!

Peter: You are really mad!
Sam: Yes....thanks to Alice
Alice: HUH??
Sam: Who told him to bite me?
Alice *rolleyes*: Stop it! This is already a while ago!
Sam: I'm going to sleep a bit
Peter: Go ahead...I will be awake
Sam *falls asleep*
Peter: I wait an hour but then we must go on
Eric: I agree
One hour later:
Sam *talks in sleep*: Goldberry...you are so gorgeous!
Peter: What is he doing?
Alice: Watch Alyosha!
Sam: Goldberry...* kisses Alyosha* Goldberry...my darling!
Quack! Quack!
Sam: Goldb.........EEK!! ALYOSHA! GO AWAY YOU STUPID DUCK!
Peter *grins*: Sam kisses a duck
Alice *laughs*

Sam: OMG........be careful!
Alice *whispers*: Sam is worried
Peter *whispers*: I know...he does care about Alyosha even if he won't admit it
Tumnus: Let's go
Eric: Come on everybody
Quack! Quack!
Alice: Yes! You did a great job! *kisses Alyosha*
Quack! Quack!
Sam: No........don't try it!
Peter: Where are we?
Me: AWWWWW........it's beautiful! All fruits etc
Tumnus: DON'T EAT IT!
Peter: Why?
Tumnus: Why would Goldberry give us food if she knew we would come here?
Alice: He has a point

Me: WAIT! I got an idea........Alyosha...can you do something?
Quack! Quack!
Me: Alyosha is small and he can see much better than we do. Alyosha...can you walk up there and see if the coast is clear? If it is...just give us a sign....DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE!!
Quack! Quack!
Alice: Yes, we can see the light over there so we should see you making signs
Quack! Quack!
Alyosha *walks to the light*
Peter: Be careful Alyosha!
Sam *bites nails*

Me: I plan to take apart the TV and reconstruct it as a radio device to communicate with the Secret Service about an evil flight attendant who wants to take over the world!!!! Muahahaha!!!!!!!!
Alice: Ummmm... alrighty?
Me: Or if that doesn't work, I'll just keep asking for stuff until she says no, hence firing her.
Alice: I'd go with plan B.
Me: Alright.
Attendant: *wheeling TV* Here's your TV!!!
Me: Can I have cable, please?
Attendant: CABLE ON A PLANE????????

Ooooh. My bad.

Alice: I hope your evil plan doesn't involve hurting people...
Me: Well... one or two. But it won't be killing, I promise.
Alice: Alrighty.
Me: FLIGHT ATTENDANT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attendant: *barbie voice* What is it now, oh annoying one?
Me: I want a TV. Now.
Attendant: I can't give you that.
Me: Why not?
Attendant: It makes no sense to give someone a TV on a plane!!!
Me: It makes perfect sense to me.
Alice: *mumbles* Says the one that insists on 'Carribea'...
Me: Well, you better fufill my wish or else you'll be fired.
Attendant: What?? You aren't my boss!
Me: Well it says here in Article 12 Section 3 of a flyer's rights that I have the right to request ANYTHING and you must fufill it.
Attendant: I don't see that.
Me: Here are the magnifying glasses. It's in fine print.

Peter: I'm tired of you! *whacks but forgets he can't see anybody* OUCH!! OWWWWOWWW
Alice: What did you do?????????
Peter: I hit the wall!!!!
Sam *laughs*: FOOL!!! You can't whack in the dark!!!
Eric: We are back!
Tumnus: Finally...they are driving me insane
Alice: Come on.....let's go now
Eric: Yep...no time to lose *holds Nessa's hand tightly*
Me: Is it me or do I see a light over there?

Sam: NO! Stay away from me! I'm mad at you!!
Quack! Quack!
Sam: NO! Go back to Alice!
Peter: How did he know how to find Sam in the dark?
Alice: His eyes see better than ours
Eric *whispers*: But Goldberry also made a remark
Me *whisper*: I know...and Sam's remarks
Eric *whispers*: I want to find out
Me *whisper*: Me too Eric
Eric *whispers*: How do you feel?
Me *whisper*: Not well but not that bad either
Eric *whispers*: I'm shaking because I'm curious
Me *whisper*: Me too Eric...now let's go back
Eric *whispers*: Great idea.......but I keep an eye on you
Me *whisper*: I know Eric...after all; you are my husband *kisses Eric*
Eric *yells*: We're coming
Sam: Finally

Was it my turn to reply or yours?

What happened to the airplane attendant and the peanuts?

Sam: Let's go......hurry up!
Eric: Calm down please!
Me: No.....let's hurry up indeed
Peter: I think we can walk safely in here
Sam: It's even more dark now
Eric *grabs Nessa's arm*: Wait....
Me: What is it?
Eric *whispers*: I want to talk with you
Me *whisper*: Eric....we must hurry up
Eric *whispers*: No...let them go...we will soon follow. First give me an answer
Me *whisper*: About what?
Eric *whispers*: Is it...is it true what Sam is trying to say?
Me *whisper*: About what? Owww........I don't know Eric. I wish I knew but if it is, I still don't know
Peter: Are we all together?
Tumnus, Sam, Alice and Alyosha: YES! Quack!
Alice: Wait......where are Nessa and Eric?
Peter: Great..........*yells* ERIC! NESSA!
Eric *yells*: WE WILL COME SOON!!!