Lady of Narnia

AHA! Yaaaay! My verbal traps ensnare you! Down with the king! Long live the queen! Liberty! Equality! Sefoi--*cough*
Yeah . . . Ooh. Have you read Terry Pratchett's "Thud!"?

Peter: I agree you are annoying Sam, but Alice...you have given Alyosha permission to bite so he would do it again much more easier
Tumnus: That's true
Eric: I agree....Alyosha wants to bite a lot more than before
Peter: That's my point. I can twist Sam's neck too sometimes but....
Me: Wait.........don't attack Alice! What about whacking someone??? We do it a lot more too!
Quack! Quack!
Me: I know Alyoha! HIGH FIVE!
Alyosha *hig fives Nessa*
Alice: Huh???? How did you know Alyosha was here?
Me: His eyes......you can see his eyes in the dark
Alice: Let me see..........*looks at Alyosha* YES! You are right!

Sam *sigh*: If I only could see her again
Peter: You will see your girlfriend again if you walk on Sam
Alice *grins*
Sam: Alice....stop doing that!
Me: I don't see anything!
Tumnus: Neither do I
Eric: Give me your hand
Me: No, I'm still mad at you
Eric: BUT WHAT DID I DO?????
Me: You whacked me
Eric: And you didn't whack me? Now come on.....don't be so childish!
Me: HEY!
Eric *grabs Nessa's hand*
Me: Alright...........you win
Eric *grins*
Me: ONLY THIS TIME!
Eric: Yes love
Me: Sigh
Sam: IT'S SO DARK OVER HERE!
Quack! Quack!
Sam: SHUT UP! I didn't ask you anything!
Alice *grins*: He is mad at you Alyosha
Peter: And who's fault is this? Who told Alyosha to bite without a reason?
Alice *grins*

Sam: Right.....I don't want to have anything to do with him anymore
Quack! Quack!
Sam *starts to whistle*
Peter: Okay...let's go....OUCH!
Me: What is it?
Peter *My head...I hit my head against something...*feels* A HOCKEYSTICK!!
Me: Eric.........*sigh*
Eric: But I didn't do anything!!
Peter: I know...it's just your stick
Alice: Come on...let's go!

Tumnus: NOOOO!!!! Don't do this Alyosha! Otherwise we are not coming far
Eric: I agree....we will only have more fights and then the telmarins are laughing themselves crazy
Me: Since when do you and Tumnus agree?
Eric: Don't try to be wise!
Me *whacks Eric*: HEY!
Eric *whacks Nessa*: STOP IT!
Me *sigh*: Let's go
Peter: I agree....we can only go one way
Sam: OUCH! MEAN DUCK! *kicks Alyosha*
QUACK! QUACK!
Peter: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! Alyosha, you had no right to bite Sam and besides...you always go with Sam. AND THE FIRST ONE WHO BITES, KICKS OR WHACKS WITHOUT A REASON WILL STAY BEHIND!
Sam: This time I will never ever talk to Alyosha again.......NEVER
Tumnus: Okay...let's go now

Me: Wait a minute.......how did you know you were on the other side?
Eric: Very simple...when we entered I stood next to you and I hear your voice loud and clear
Peter: But I don't know where I am
QUACK! QUACK!
Peter: OUCH!! Alyosha bites me!
Alice: ALYOSHA!
Quack! Quack!
Me *laugh*: Poor duck! You were standing on his foot so that's why he did this!!
Sam: We are getting more and more insane here
Alice: Now walk on please!

Eric: Hold my hand Nessa
Me: I would if I could see your hand dummy
Sam: If Peter would hold the hand of Alice
Tumnus *whacks*: Shut up!
Me: OUCH! Who whacked me?!
Tumnus: I'm sorry.........wrong person
Sam *grins*: To be in the dark has some advantages
Me: Eric, I think I got your hand......since when are your hands that hairy???
Tumnus: These are my legs
Peter: Well... we know Tumnus and Nessa found each other by accident
Alice *grins*: I'm sorry.........

Me: Eric.......
Eric *grins*: That's me
Me: Are you serious?
Eric: I must talk to you
Me: Not now.....let's go
Peter: The telmarins wouldn't find it
Alice: How do you know?
Peter: Look
Alice *notices everything is black behind them*: Is this a good or bad sign?
Sam: We will find out soon. If it isn;t good we will be dead and if it is good we won't
Alice *rolleyes*: I admire your style Sam
Sam *grins*: I knew you would agree

Eric: And we can't walk through the woods because it ends already a bit further ahead
Me: So we must wait!
Tumnus: Wait.........Peter, give me your map
Peter: Huh? *gives map*
Tumnus *looks at map and looks at the other side of the road*: There must be a secret tunnel here
Sam: Not another one
Me: I see it! Over there!!! *start to run*
Eric: NESSA!! COME BACK!
Peter: What's she doing?! The ground moves again!!
Eric *facepalm*: ARGH!!
Alice: No! She found it! Look!
Nessa *waves*
Eric: How did she know?
Sam: Pregnant women do know a lot
Tumnus, Alice and Peter *whack Sam*
Sam *grins*
Alice: This isn't funny! Now come on before they get back!!!

( Argh....who gave me 9 votes????????????? )

Me: Alice doesn't have bruisers (actually I do facepalm a lot in reality )
Sam: She will
Me: Watch!
Peter: When the last one has passed we must wait until the ground isn't shaking and then we can continue
Eric: Are you sure?
Peter: It's the safest way
Alice: Okay.....I believe the last one is coming
Me: I read it in the books but never thought I would be in the middle of a battle someday
Alice: Neither did I
Peter: But it's the truth

And the mass chaos of confusion . . .

Me: They are scary!
Peter: Yes they are indeed and you don't want to meet them
Tumnus *whispers*: They are on a mision
Me *whisper*: I agree but where are they going?
Tumnus *whispers*: To the borders of Narnia
Peter *whispers*: Tumnus is right
Alice: Should we stay here until they passed?
Peter: I think it's not a bad idea
Sam: Can't we use Eric against them?
Peter, Alice, Nessa, Tumnus and Eric *shake head*: Sam...........

Me *stick out tongue at Eric*: So Alice is hallucinating as well??
Eric *glares at Nessa*: Sigh...we don't have time for this now
Me: For once I agree with you Eric
Peter: Hurry up!
Me: My belly hurts!
Tumnus *grabs Nessa's arm*: Don't be so annoying...hurry up!
Eric *grins*: Now I have to agree with you Tumnus!
Everybody *starts running*
The ground starts shaking
Me *scream*: What is that?!
Alice: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Sam: RUN! RUN!

Eric: I think you are going to hallucinate
Me *yell*: DON'T BE SO STUPID!!!!!!
Peter: WHOOOOW!!! Somebody is moody????
Eric *glares at Nessa*: I don't think you are alright!
Tumnus *whacks Eric*: HEY! Be more nice to her!!! Didn't Goldberry say she should be careful?!
Eric *glares at Tumnus*: She didn't say anything about hallucinating
Me: I'M NOT HALLUCINATING FATBOY!
Sam *laughs*: This is going to be very funny
Peter: It's weird...why are we all so sudden annoyed and irritated by each other????
Me: The ground is moving again
Eric *bangs head*

what grade are you in? I'm in tenth. and Dance, wow you're blessed.

Eric: Which way now?
Alice: Tell me and I know it too
Eric *glares at Alice*
Me *giggle*
Eric *glares at Nessa*
Me: Sorry darling
Tumnus *irritated*: COME ON! WE CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY
Sam: I think a couple of people are irritated and *glares at Alice* very annoying
Tumnus *whacks Sam*: Yes, indeed you are now let's go
Peter, Alice, Tumnus and Eric are irritated
Sam *daydreams*
Me: I feel sick
Eric *annoyed*: No time for that...walk on please
Me *rolleyes*: Right..........

Peter: Your idea is great Alice but we just entered the hidden road
Alice: I know...I didn't say we have to go now but the Dancing Lawn is the secret place
Peter: Okay....we can consider going there as soon as we know more
Sam: Right...and when do we know more?
Peter *irritated8: AS SOON AS SOMEONE FINALLY DUCT TAPE YOU!
Sam: Whoops...........long toes
Peter *glares*
Sam: She kissed me!
Me: UH???????? What does this have to do with our discussion???
Eric: Nevermind darling...come on! Let's go!

Goldberry *whacks Sam*: Come on Sam! Behvae! *grins*
Sam: OUCH...........*blushes and faints*
Tumnus: He never faints when we do it
Peter: It would be weird if he does, no come on!
Me: How long will we be without food?
Goldberry: You will be without food for a while if you don't hurry up so please take some extra food
Everybody take some extra food
Father: Are you all ready?
Alice: Yes we are
father: May Aslan be with you
Goldberry: Be careful my friends
Sam *blushes*: We wil do all we can to save Narnia
Goldberry: Sam...wait.....
Goldberry *walks up to Sam and suddenly starts kissing Sam*
Peter: WHOOW!
Alice: Ehm....right
Eric *scratches head*: Ehm....
Me: Yes...well
Tumnus *giggles*
Quack! Quack!
Sam *blushes heavily*
Peter: Now let's go!

Alice, Peter, Nessa, Eric, Tumnus and Alyosha *giggle*

ooo!!! thats good! that makes me glad

Thank you for asking. So I'll make you the first one I ask to pray for my sister-in-law Jeanna (pronounced the same as Gina), Janalee's youngest sister. She is unmarried, and in serious financial difficulty.