Olórin the Wise

Why, are 's eyes bloodshot or something? Did he drink too much last night?

lol now i know what lieke meant about olo's profile... *adds some white pepper to spice things up*
oh, and as for death threats, you wouldn't want to take his glasses off...

You obviously never met the smiley in person...

= death threat?

I think a combination of one and three, though two does have some involvement in this too...

Oh wait, i'm forgetting to post the death threat

Hmm, which one... think about Occam's Razor...

Hypothesis 1: Olórin annoys people, and receives an equal and opposite reaction in return.
Hypothesis 2: Olórin annoys people, and receives an equal and opposite reaction in return.
Hypothesis 3: Olórin annoys people, and receives an equal and opposite reaction in return.

Your choice. It's just basic physics.

*sigh*

Other people's user notes have nice, pleasant conversations in them. Mine are used to post taunts and death threats. I wonder why that is...

@lieke: i didn't take your inspiration! (well i did but i put it back because i only use the one with vanilla)

oh yes, and PiNK BEARD PiNK BEARD PiNK BEARD!!!

*sky falls down on Olorinsesss, after whale and such* The sky doesn't give much for hope, you should have offered it a cookie, chocolate chip or something.

Anyway, where art thou (<-- look, that's how far i got, after that i had to return my copy to the library, but now my sister bought me this book, full with all the plays, but i haven't had time to read it yet)

But anyway, i was going to post you a user note, but halfway through i lost my inspiration (i know the freckled one took it, i just know, or it was Derny, but she wouldn't, it would be a too obvious sign of her dufferness, not that it isn't obvious anyway, but you get the point ), so i owe you that one. But the CW is mine and will always be, and i stopped falling off cliffs, i think, i hope, and in case i didn't, then you got crushed by a whale, so i still win

So how are you doing, other than being crushed by whales and such?

Toj: What's up? The sky... and I sorta hope it stays there.

MF: "someone", eh?

hey, i found your thunder. someone left it in the desert between two yellow cacti.
*gives thunder back*
careful, it bites.

Olorin!!!
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hi, what's up

I would suggest you pay Sir Benny to go find your cookies for you. You might have to pay him a premium to make sure he doesn't eat them, though.

oh wise olorin, i am an innocent person coming for help, for i have a problem.
i lost my cookies on whb's profile but i only noticed when i was safely on lava's profile and i was too scared to go back... what am i going to do? oh, look, a sign, let's see what it reads (yes i can read!) "olorin is sleeping. see lieke for assistance."
*sighs*
*drags feet over to lieke's*

Stop...staring...can't..stand...it... *faints*

So you're like really back now? (yeah, i woke up before i posted the second part, i still have not mastered the art of the unconsiousnes (sp?) posting)

You okay?

that is scary... *leaves slippers with Lauren for a while* you could use them to hide some of that nasty foot fungus...*

Here, there, and everywhere... muahahahahaha!

*watches Lieke from behind tree*

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!!! Mhuahaha...

Or, in your case: Big beard is watching you *runs for her life*

Where are you, Olorinsesss?