(Just kidding. I'm not entirely sure I want to know what sort of terrible stuff you'll have planned for me to do. I mean, you've already named me Lauren... )
i said you didn't want to take his glasses off, and you don't seem to believe me...
look, he's crosseyed, he can't see a thing without his glasses, now he's completely disorientated! and the worst: it's all your fault!