100 things to do to keep yourself a kid forever

I thought formaldehyde would keep me young forever, but I don't have the heart to kill an innocent formalda just to get its hide.
 
140. Get hold of a '60s train set and run it in the front room.
141. Restore the bike you had at sixteen.
142. Buy one of the motorcycles you wanted at seventeen.
OK OK I'm showing my age here.
You know you're getting old when the motorcycle that made your dream bike obsolete appears in Classic Bike Magazine.
When you and your girlfriend get back to her place and there is someone on the doorstep tapping her watch, yelling "what kind of time do you think this is, bringing my mom home?!"
 
144. Eat Lucky Charms for breakfast.

145. Name all your stuffed animals and tell your roommates that they've hurt their feelings. :(
 
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