100 things to do to keep yourself a kid forever

118. Lay down under your covers, and be as still as possible. Then, when your parent enters the room, jump out and yell "BOO!" (As if they couldn't see you to begin with. :rolleyes:)
 
119. Hide under the bed when your parents come looking for you and when they start searching the house like crazy, crawl out and sit on your bed with a book. That way when they come back in you can say "I was here the whole time"
 
120. Go through an "I-thought-you-said" stage. (e.g. "Oh, mom! I'm sorry! I didn't know you said 'Go clean your room', I thought you said, 'Go ride a broom'!")
 
121. think your parents are interested in the same things as you and go on lengthy speeches about Ancient Rome, Medieval Europe, Disney, Hanna-Barbera, movies and things they already know, or really don't care to know!
 
122. Flush the toilet again and again, wasting water, just because it's fun to watch the water swirl.

123. Become fascinated with floor air vents, and have a deadly fear of losing small toys down the slats.
 
MissReepicheep said:
122. Flush the toilet again and again, wasting water, just because it's fun to watch the water swirl.

123. Become fascinated with floor air vents, and have a deadly fear of losing small toys down the slats.
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^ YES!!! I lost a cannon from my Civil War Cannon ( it was part of a fort play set), and I was upset because there was aways one missing in the box.


124. Wonder Why mother won't let you watch soap operas, because they might be fun in the bath.

125. watch one, become utterly confused and wonder what soap had to do with Evil twins, murders and kissing?
 
Soldier of Aslan said:
^ YES!!! I lost a cannon from my Civil War Cannon ( it was part of a fort play set), and I was upset because there was aways one missing in the box.


124. Wonder Why mother won't let you watch soap operas, because they might be fun in the bath.

125. watch one, become utterly confused and wonder what soap had to do with Evil twins, murders and kissing?
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Hee hee. :D

126. Think that you are smarter than everyone else, and tell others what to do. Explain to them in detail things you think they might not understand. (my little sister does this all the time. -.-)
 
Go swimming frequently, and enter the water by means of a 'bomb'.
(If you do this in a pool, you will probably be shouted at by the lifeguards and may well be thrown out too. However, there is no reason why you shouldn't swim in rivers [often] during the summer, and make your entrance in this manner, as I do, if the water is deep enough).
 
EveningStar said:
28. Set fire to the top of one of your hats and blow it out when there's just a rim left. Run outside next time there is a thunderstorm, slip it on, then come back in the house with a blank stare and mumble things in some sort of invented language. Every time someone asks you what's wrong, make a BOOOOM RUMBBBBLE sound and point to the top of your head.
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Somehow, I can actually see you doing that... not a pretty picture... :p
 
131。Or go around counting everything in sight:

One, Two, Three, Four, Six, Five, Nine, Ten, 'Leven, Twenty-Three, Forty-Six-Two, Thirty-Ten...
 
130. Lick your fingers, and then ask to lick your mother's.

Warning: Following the above direction can result in severe scolding and is not very humorous. Its main function is to relieve boredom for those without lives.
 
I was just thinking that I should resurrect this thread. :D

And no, actually I don't think yours was already taken. :)

132: During a thunderstorm, hide under the bed.
 
134. Go outside, empty out a chalk bucket, and pretend to make stew by filling the "pot" with torn up leaves and bark. :D
 
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