100 things to do to keep yourself a kid forever

54. Always insist on helping your mom wrap Christmas gifts, and stick the tape in all the wrong places. :D

55. Put stuffed animals on your ceiling fan blades. Turn the fan on, and watch the animals fly off!

56. Whenever you drive by a playground, beg your mom to stop and let you play.

57. Look forward to going to the dentist, because you're going to get a prize when the appointment is over. :D
 
63. Whenever you have bad breath, exhale into your sibling’s faces.

64.Constantly complain to your parents that your little siblings are ‘tagging along’ with you wherever you go. And if you have no little siblings, then go run sobbing to your parents that your older siblings are excluding you from their activities. And if you don’t have any siblings at all? Ask your mom for a little brother or sister every five minutes.

65. Always take the biggest cookie.

66.Call the sofa ‘the old covered wagon’, and re-enact some of the ‘Little House’ stories on it with your sister. :D
 
73. While your mom is brushing your hair, play with one of those Brain Quest decks. (I used to always do that while my mom would fix my hair. :D)
 
73. Come up with a great, happy grin on your faces when it suddenly starts raining, and ask, "can I go play in the rain? Pleeease?" :)
 
74. When your mom says no, sneak out anyway. Mess up the dressy pants you are wearing, and get severely scolded. :p

(I did that too.)
 
they always let me out, so I didn't get scolded. and no matter what people say, getting wet in the rain does NOT give anyone a cold!

75. Ask to leave the bathroom light on, because of possible monsters... (I was always terrified of the skeleton in the bathroom... no, it was not in the closet.)
 
That wasn't why my mom said no... she just didn't want me to get all wet. She had a newborn baby at the time, and had her hands full without giving me a bath. :D

76. Be scared of the dinosaurs that come out of the toilet when you flush it!
 
79. While eating dinner, tell everyone that you need to use the restroom. Stuff all the vegetables onto your plate in a giant mouthful, and run off to the restroom. Spit the vegetables into the toilet and flush them down.
 
81. If you share a room with a sibling, scheme ways to wake up earlier than they do, and creep out.

(My sister and I did this all the time. It became a big contest to see who could wake up first, dress, and leave the room without waking the other. :p)
 
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