100 things to do to keep yourself a kid forever

101. Refuse to use soap when your mother makes you wash your hands before dinner or something.

(Like the addiction threads, we could just keep going and ignore the title. But if you're desperate, feel free to contact a mod to change the title.)
 
100 things to do to keep yoursrlf a kid forever

105. Build your favourite Airfix model.

106. Invent a fictional species and give it a correct taxanomical name.

Oh heck, the second one is you know you're an Aspie when...

Or is it the first? Aw never mind...:D:
 
111. When your mom says, "At this party, you may eat only one dessert," take that to mean 'one of everything'.
 
112. when your mom tells you to go fill your plate with real food, you do so with corn, beef, and carrots and then get 4 desserts from the buffet and grab those delicious sugar cookies for the trip home (I had a high metabolism).
 
113. Eat absolutely anything you want, all the time, and never gain a single pound. (That was me, when I was little. :p)
 
115. When you play outside, empty out your bucket of chalk, and fill it up with leaves, twigs, and bark. Call it stew, and cook it over a pretend fire.

116. When walking down the sidewalk, stop abruptly to pick up a penny or a pretty rock, causing your mom to nearly trip over you.
 
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