1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

388. When thy knowledge of Shakespearian English cometh from this very forum.

387。When thy Shakespearian Knowledge loveth chocolaty lil' circles. :)
 
386. When you are deeply concerned that 387 isn't proper Shakespearian English.
385. But you eat the chocolaty little circles anyway.
 
384. When you get a job translated Shakespearian dufferness into modern English for the lay person.

383. And point out that #387 does seem correct. (My Shakespearian knowledge does like chocolaty little circles!)

382. When you eat chocolaty little circles. :)
 
380. When you remember that fateful day of 520 posts on the original 100,000 thread. That was what I lived for back then, before venturing into the great Dufferland.

379. When you ate all your chocolaty little circles and have no more for addictions. :(
 
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378。When you learn that addictions cannot live without chocolaty little circles.

377。When you decide not to eat them all from now on, and save a batch for the purpose of posting addictions.

376. When you fail miserable. :rolleyes:
 
376.--Ow, ow, ow! Typo! Edit needed! I'll edit this out if you edit that!

375. When everything you learned in your high school English class begins spilling out over the forum like sour cheese whiz.
 
e...ee...ly... same thing. :p (which is why I can never ever spell correctly when I'm doing it out loud.)

371. When your friends start speaking Shakespearian randomly...
 
370. When you're at a western restaurant, see a plastic cactus sitting by itself, say, "It's the lonely cactus!", and get weird looks from your family. :rolleyes:
 
369. When your roommates don't understand the random bananas you draw on your prayer request cards....
 
368。When you have perfected the art of shaking with silent laughter.

(Though it sure wasn't easy with Glen's last addiction. I'm afraid that bananas have just become a permanent feature of all my prayer request cards...)
 
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Lossëndil said:
(Though it sure wasn't easy with Glen's last addiction. I'm afraid that bananas have just become a permanent feature of all my prayer request cards...)
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Seriously? Do you draw them because of Dufferland, or just do it randomly? Because if you started it on your own, and I started it on my own, that's a little creepy... :rolleyes:

I think Dufferland is slowly turning our brains into CW or something...wait, I don't have a brain, because GG ate it...but I do have a mind, or I couldn't post....

367. When Dufferland begins turning you into Descartes, because you discover that you can think without a physical (or at least electronic) brain. Mind over matter is apparently a Dufferish concept, although Descartes did not know it.
 
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Seriously? Do you draw them because of Dufferland, or just do it randomly? Because if you started it on your own, and I started it on my own, that's a little creepy... :rolleyes:
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Because of dufferland... and especially your last additction...

366. When duffering includes so much philosophizing that we must all be superb philosophers.

365. Indeed, we are quite good at handing out headaches. Further proof we are great philosophers.
 
364. When you think that Duffering is the best way to use all the material we learn in philosophy class.
363. When you furiously contest Mewsie's assertion that Duffers are uneducated.
362. When your education makes your Duffering either better or worse, depending on how you view Duffers.
361. And how you view headaches.
360. And minds--Duffer minds are different from Duffer brains, which can be eaten. Thank God for Descartes...he may have messed up Western philosophy (with a little help), but he certainly helped Duffering.
359. When you wonder if the shiny Can's real name is Descartes.
358. When you realize that the difference between a Duffer and a philosopher is that philosophers attempt to distribute wisdom and end up distributing headaches. Duffers attempt to distribute headaches and end up distributing wisdom. And bananas.
 
357。When you are familiar with duffering and duffer-philosophy that you have not gotten a headache in a really long time... except when the random whales fall, of course.
 
356. When you don't get Duffer headaches except when you read meaningless posts (as opposed to nonsensical posts, which are different, and special).
355. Or any post that says things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over against and goes party party party party party party party party party party.
354. When BC has traumatized you even though she was long gone when you became active.
 
353. When you have successfully cultivated a group of fellow duffers (though they have not yet found TDL: they're life's calling) on the college campus.
 
354. When keeping up with old threads exhausts you, but you still consider it your moral duty.
355. When you refuse to admit that it exhausts you.
356. When you wonder why the Lossy-tree couldn't dance with some un-desolate winds for a change...not that trees usually dance, except in Narnia....
 
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