1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

240. When you almost like math, because math uses numbers, and so does the Count.
239. When you don't realize that 240 is evidence of growing insanity.
 
438。When you have reached the ultimate point of insanity. You can't ever become madder, for there is no more maddess than the ultimate maddess. You can't become more insane, because you already have all insanity there is to have.

437。When you honor the Can.
 
436. When you live in fear that an angry mob will come and fling you off the nearest cliff because you secretly believe that the shiny Can can tarnish.
435. When you vehemently deny that you believe number 436, and when you are willing to bet your invisible teddy bear on the fact.
 
435。When you burn Glen at the stake for #436.

424。When you do not consider #436 an addiction.

423。When Queen Derny the Duffer is a duffer.
 
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431. How did we jump from 435 to 424? Did someone mess up the Count, or does Lossy need some time in MF's counseling office?
 
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429. Oh, yes, the counseling office! *hoists Lossy in* When you begin thinking that Duffer psychologists, if not the other kind, are good for something.
 
428。When for once you are happy that Freckles isn't in.

427。When the fact that she isn't in makes you sad. :(

426。When you happily remember that Glen in in.

425。*watches Glen walk happily into cactus* :)
 
422. When you get to post addiction # 422 TWICE! :D

421. And you are pleased as punch that nobody noticed a certain small post modification... :D
 
420。when you are shocked at the gall of some duffers. a mod, no less!

419。*donates Queen Derny the Duffer to GG's kitchen*
 
418. When you are already anticipating that Derny will say posts 420 and 419 are not real addictions.
417. When you know why she's wrong, and could write an essay on the topic.
416. DIAD!
 
415。or she might once again flout her modly responsibilities and prove that she is, and always will be a duffer.

414。When you consider starting a thread for 1,000 reasons Queen Derny is a duffer.

413。Though of course, you realize that is the purpose of "Me, a Duffer?" thread.

412。And yet it so often gets off topic!

411。But is doesn't really matter since the question has long been settled.
 
Lossëndil said:
412。And yet it so often gets off topic!
Click to expand...

The question of the hour is, how many years has it been since it was actually on topic?

410. When you wonder how Lossy is doing in the counseling office, since she apparently never got out....
409. When you learn to smell insanity, even with a computer as your intermediary.
408. When you love Sushi.
407. When you know that Sushi is not edible, but sushi is (sort of).
406. When you know that capitalization is very important, as it and only it preserves Sushi's life.
405. When you think Sushi is wonderful.
404. When you want Sushi to be your friend, but he is devoted to me, so you are jealous.
403. When you think Sushi is awfully cute for a mad buffalo.
402. When you make Sushi's breakfast for him.
401. When you make Sushi's dinner for him.
400. Yay, 400!
399. When you make Sushi's supper for him.
398. *hugs Sushi*
 
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397. When you start every sentence with "when you."

396. When you state addictions in all threads.

395. When you decide that various ways of killing Fred the Box may well be addictions.

394. When you feed Fred lots of little circles.

393. When you get Sushi to sit on Fred.

392. When you tell Fred that hb moved to the US. :rolleyes:

391. When you are good at multi-tasking. *throws Glen off cliff while whale-splatting penguins of doom while feeding the DLF mod cookies while duct-taping Queen Derny to a train*
 
390. When thou hast mastered Shakespearian English enough to frustrate those who favor the crudeness of the speech of the present day.
389. When thou canst use Shakespearian English to object to thy being hurled from the clifftop.
 
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